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Started by Doggett, February 10, 2009, 11:08:23 AM

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Doggett

February 10, 2009, 11:08:23 AM
Just post similar things that could go against each other :


Deep Impact VS Armageddon
Justice League VS X Men
Critters VS Gremlins
Michael Myers VS Jason Voorhees
The cringe making scene in POTC 3 When Keira Knighlty does her Braveheart speech VS The cringe making scene in Spider-man when in the hospital PP is trying to tell MJ how he feels.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

meQal

#1
February 10, 2009, 12:52:28 PM
Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Doggett

#2
February 10, 2009, 01:00:58 PM
Quote from: meQal on February 10, 2009, 12:52:28 PM
Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking.

I'm giving you karma for that  :bouncegiggle:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

meQal

#3
February 10, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
I have came up with the ultimate VS match up. One that trying to figure it out may result in extreme injury or death.
Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris

I refuse to even try to figure it out because either way Chuck Norris is going to kick my @$$.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

RCMerchant

#4
February 10, 2009, 01:08:11 PM Last Edit: February 10, 2009, 01:27:24 PM by RCMerchant
Bela Dracula vs. Gary Dracula

What kinda lame Dracula is named  GARY...I mean...cmon....
While Gary Drac is weeping and moaning,Bela Drac is calm and cool. Bela got class.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjIl0HsYM88

I AM THE MAN!

Er..uh...I mean...Bela..is the...man...

Uh...I...Bela....uh...I know that bottle is around here somewhere....I'm getting confused again...
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Doggett

#5
February 10, 2009, 02:17:02 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 10, 2009, 01:08:11 PM
Bela Dracula vs. Gary Dracula

What kinda lame Dracula is named  GARY...I mean...cmon....
While Gary Drac is weeping and moaning,Bela Drac is calm and cool. Bela got class.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjIl0HsYM88

I AM THE MAN!

Er..uh...I mean...Bela..is the...man...

Uh...I...Bela....uh...I know that bottle is around here somewhere....I'm getting confused again...

Your love for Bela is a beautiful thing, RC,  :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

RCMerchant

#6
February 10, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 10, 2009, 02:17:02 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 10, 2009, 01:08:11 PM
Bela Dracula vs. Gary Dracula

What kinda lame Dracula is named  GARY...I mean...cmon....
While Gary Drac is weeping and moaning,Bela Drac is calm and cool. Bela got class.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjIl0HsYM88

I AM THE MAN!

Er..uh...I mean...Bela..is the...man...

Uh...I...Bela....uh...I know that bottle is around here somewhere....I'm getting confused again...

Your love for Bela is a beautiful thing, RC,  :wink:

Thanks! Most people would classifiy it as a mild form of insanity...!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Saucerman

#7
February 10, 2009, 05:03:39 PM
My roommate and I were discussing various VS matches last night.  Some of the ones we came up with...

Leon Trotsky vs. Joseph McCarthy
Queen Elizabeth II vs. Oprah Winfrey
Charlie Sheen vs. a Humpback Whale

Fausto

#8
February 10, 2009, 07:27:06 PM
The Simpsons vs Family Guy:

Homer vs Peter - hard to say, they seem pretty evenly matched.

Lois vs Marge - Lois would totally kick Marge's @$$.

Lisa vs Meg - Lisa is a pacifist and would refuse to fight. Meg would try to beat her to gain family approval, however,  would realize that they are both underappreciated by those around them and, having that in common, would become bff's.

Bart vs Chris - Bart tries to intimidate Chris via the old "dennis the menace" routine by flinging rocks with his slingshot. Chris thinks he's being attacked by an anthropomorphic paper bag and runs away screaming.

Maggie vs Stewie - Whatever evil plot Stewie attempts ends in failure, and Maggie, who is capable of almost anything, kills him and burys the body in Flander's yard.


"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Rev. Powell

#9
February 10, 2009, 07:28:16 PM
Lugosi vs. Elvira

(stands back to avoid being splashed by blood as RC and doggett go at it)
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

meQal

#10
February 10, 2009, 07:35:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 10, 2009, 07:28:16 PM
Lugosi vs. Elvira

(stands back to avoid being splashed by blood as RC and doggett go at it)

Dude, that's just evil of you to do.   :bouncegiggle:
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Doggett

#11
February 10, 2009, 07:36:11 PM Last Edit: February 10, 2009, 07:54:04 PM by doggett
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 10, 2009, 07:28:16 PM
Lugosi vs. Elvira

(stands back to avoid being splashed by blood as RC and doggett go at it)

Don't you mean :

Bela Lugosi Vs. Christopher Lee.
Elvira Vs. MST3K...I didn't wanna put this one in. Because she'd lose.  :bluesad:
Those puppets are tougher than they look  :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

#12
February 13, 2009, 08:15:25 PM
Independence Day Vs. War of the Worlds
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doc Daneeka

#13
February 14, 2009, 10:31:50 AM Last Edit: February 14, 2009, 10:34:47 AM by Mr. Briggs Inc.
Independence day wins, if they arrive later and have the chance to fly over the other saucers X)

The Puppet Master series vs. the Amityville Horror series? :tongueout: Both are pretty widely-hated despite a smattering of fans for the first few installments of each (I enjoy the entire PM series, not too familiar with the Amityville one :P )

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

WingedSerpent

#14
February 14, 2009, 11:10:34 AM
Ray Harryhausen's Cyclops vs Willis O'Brein's King Kong
The Boogyman from the Boogyman movies vs Lobster Johnson (the ghost of a 1930's pulp adventurer who frequently shows up in B.P.R.D. comics.)
Jet Janguar vs Kronus
Mutant Bear for The Prophecy vs Kathoga from The Relic
Bat-Creature form The Bat People vs the lizard man from Track of the Moon Beast
and finally
Kate Beckinsale vs Megan Fox in a mud wrestling match.  And I'm the ref.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
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