Film Quote of the Day

[Psycho Circus]

"You're not wasting my time, I'm just cooling."

-Cool As Ice 

[InformationGeek]

[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me.

From Shrek 2

[retrorussell]

Maybe this has been posted before but what the heck:

YOU DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DECLARE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
--Slugs

[Saucerman]

"You see that one in the orange skirt? Make your pee-pee harder than a ten pound bag of nickel jawbreakers." -- Pop (George "Buck" Flower), CHEERLEADER CAMP (1988)

[Psycho Circus]

"The only difference between a brown-nose and a s**thead is depth perception."

-Peacemaker (1990)

[Rev. Powell]

"You killed yourself to make yourself immortal. Why?"
"To live forever."

--HOUSE OF THE DEAD

[paula]

"James T. Kirk was a great man...but that was another life!"

[InformationGeek]

Judge Dredd: I AM THE LAW!
Rico: (mockingly) LAW!

From Judge Dredd

[Psycho Circus]

"Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable"

-Clue (1985)

[Rev. Powell]

"You know, I can hardly wait to find out whether there really is a sacred monkey."

-KING OF KONG ISLAND

[DrCannibal]

Holy Bananas! It's a womans leg!

- Colour Me Blood Red

[metalmonster]

RALPH PARKER : "I Want An Official Red Ryder Carbine Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"

SANTA : "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid!"



-A CHRISTMAS STORY

[Psycho Circus]

"That was my mother you just boned."

-Rockula (1990)

[BTM]

"The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a f**king hero"
     -Observe and Report

[Psycho Circus]

"Next time someone hands you an exploding ham, I'm gonna pass the mustard!"

-Trancers II (1991)