Film Quote of the Day

[Mr. Bronson]

Roddy Piper:

"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

They Live (1988)

[retrorussell]

Ghostbusters:

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

[Psycho Circus]

"What the hell happened to Rosemary!"

-Demons (1985)

[Rev. Powell]

"Heroes don't double amputate police chiefs and hurl 12-year olds into brick walls!" - CITIZEN TOXIE: THE TOXIC AVENGER IV

[Psycho Circus]

"Remember, no matter what, it's better to be a live dog than a dead lion."

-Something Wild (1986)

[metalmonster]

"everything is queer today "



ALICE IN WONDERLAND from the 60's

[Joe the Destroyer]

"The most beautiful thing in the world is... smoking pot and f**king on a waterbed, at the same time."
-Pieces, 1982

[InformationGeek]

Ira Kane: [Referring the alien creature] Snag it!
Harry Block: Snag it?
Ira Kane: Yeah. Come on, snag it and put it in the bucket.
Harry Block: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it!

From Evolution (2001)

[God the Worms]

"Some muthaf*ckas are always trying to ice skate uphill"

-Blade

[Psycho Circus]

"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."

-Code Of Silence (1985)

[God the Worms]

"I prefer to keep mine in my butt"

-Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past, Aqua Teen Hunger Force: MFFT

[JaseSF]

 "I couldn't give a sh*t who this area belongs to, where I walk is mine!"  - Dubbed Version of The Tattoo Connection (1978)

[Psycho Circus]

"I'm Sherriff Gene Freak"

-Troll 2

[Vik]

" Man, you come right out of a comicbook "

- Enter the dragon.

[Sleepyskull]

Raymond Hurdicure: Sorry we're a few hours late, there, Ma, but you know how the kids... uh... hate old people.

- Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)