Film Quote of the Day

[lester1/2jr]

"If brains were bird s**t, you'd have a clean cage"-guy in Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) the greatest movie ever made

[BTM]

Patches O'Houlihan: [giving the pre-match pep talk] And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to f**k a doorknob out there!

    -Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

[SPazzo]

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

~Blues Brothers (1980)

[God the Worms]

"What they don't know, don't show, just don't understand about being a menace to South Central whiles drinking yo juice in the hood, that's what it's all about Trey, that's what it's all about"

Loc Dog, "Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking your Juice in the Hood"

[Sleepyskull]

White Trash Man: Baby... get in the vehicle, baby!
White Trash Woman: I'm not getting in that vehicle!
White Trash Man: Baby, this is my gift to you!
White Trash Woman: What? Gift? That's not a gift, you freakin' stole this!
White Trash Man: I stole it to make it up to you, baby.
White Trash Woman: [sobbing] Well, tell me this, then - how could you sleep with my best friend, and not tell me about it?
White Trash Man: I told you about it, baby, but don't shoot the messenger!

- Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)

[Psycho Circus]

"If you weren't my brother, I'd put you out of my misery!"

-Alienator (1990)

[Vik]

-I declare war on anyone who sells drugs to this community.
* But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to this community.

-Black Dynamite

[Psycho Circus]

"May the bird of happiness fly up your nose."

-Bailout (1990)

[Sleepyskull]

I'm going to finish up with all of my Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996) (what a great movie!) quotes:

Raymond Hurdicure: So I hear dad's dead. Hey, is that egg nog?

Wally's wife: Were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer?
Cop: Well, actually, that was your husband's idea.

Another movie: Falling Down (1993)

Bill Foster: [to The Golfer that is having a heart attack] Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

[Psycho Circus]

"I can't believe that guy called me a f**kface!"

-Bailout (1990)

[lester1/2jr]

"the point of the convoy is to keep the convoy going" -Rubberducky (Kris Kristofferson) Convoy (1978)

[Psycho Circus]

"They're gonna have a lot of clown paintings on their walls."

-Running Scared (1986)

[oxode]

Professor Bernard Quatermass: The will to survive is an odd phenomenon. Roney, if we found out our own world was doomed, say by climatic changes, what would we do about it?
Dr. Mathew Roney: Nothing, just go on squabbling like usual.
Professor Bernard Quatermass: Yes, but if we weren't men?

From QUATERMASS AND THE PIT (1967)

THIS QUOTE BRINGS THE FULL 100 POINTS!

[joejoeherron]

cop: what does he want?
harry: a car
cop: wadda ya gonna do ?
harry: give him one

dirty harry then drives the unmarked plymouth through the front doors of the liquor store. 
movie-The Enforcer

[Psycho Circus]

"Oh, but it's okay for you to cut my head off!"

-The Things With Two Heads (1972)