Film Quote of the Day

[Oscar]

Clouseau, being booked into an asylum: That man is obviously crazy!

Clerk: Tut,tut, we don't use that word round here.

Clouseau: Well what word DO you use round here?

Clerk: Now, now.

Clouseau: Then he is very now-now, I can assure you of that.

Revenge of the Pink Panther

[metalmonster]

ASIAN MALE PROSTITUTE: "Hey I'm A Real Good Man-Whore .....Just Ask Your Mama!"

SECURITY GUARD : "Get Out Of Here!"

ASIAN MALE PROSTITUTE : "That's What Your Mama Say After I Bang Her!"




- Duce Bigalow European Gigolo

[InformationGeek]

From Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus

Lamar Sanders: Those guys have been frozen in ice for millions of years. Wouldn't you be a little horny?

[Hammock Rider]

From The Phantom '96:

Drax: All right, what's your name? Why do you want that skull so badly?
The Phantom: Kit Walker.
Drax: Huh, and who is Kit Walker?
The Phantom: I am.
Drax: And what about the skull?
The Phantom: It'd go well with my drapes.

[InformationGeek]

Main Villain: You may ask, why would I want to rule the world?  In order to obliterate Sweden!

From Superman: The Musical

[Cthulhu]

Common Cohagen you got vat you want...gif these people earh.

The governator

Total Recall

[Saucerman]

"Ayyyyy, Rastafar-Eye..." -- Elijah's Giant Rasta Eyeballs with Machineguns, FREAKED

[Doggett]

"Its slime time"

Ghostbusters II

[Sleepyskull]

Cohaagen: Who gives a s**t what you believe!? In 30 seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes.

- Total Recall (1990)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeh7uvdt5Tg

[Doggett]

"I love the smell of justice in the morning"

Judge Dredd. - Dredd Vs. Death.


Yeah, its a game, but I love that quote !

[diamondwaspvenom]

Looks like we got ourselves a maniac on the loose huh, sheriff?

-Friday the 13th part V: A New Beginning

[Hammock Rider]

From Sherlock Holmes '09:

Sherlock Holmes: [voice-over] Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, fist to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely.

[Doggett]

"Boobs. I got eight boobs here." 

Baberellas (2003)

[judge death]

Evil megalomaniacal villain: "I shall be the supreme illumined! I shall burn like thr brightest star!"

J.C. Denton: "You're gonna burn, all right."

Yeah, a game. Deus Ex. I still love it.

[InformationGeek]

Zog: I'm old school. [STOMP!]

From Astro Boy (2009)