Film Quote of the Day

[ChaosTheory]

Tallahassee (finding a bag full of automatic weapons in the back of a pickup truck): Thank God for rednecks!!
      -Zombieland

Another one from Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig

Yet another from Tallahassee:  "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"

[SkullBat308]

Monty Python and the Meaning of Life

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

[SkullBat308]

They Live

Unnamed scientist- "The poor and the underclass are growing. Racial justice and human rights are nonexistent. They have created a repressive society and we are their unwitting accomplices...Their intention to rule rests with the annihilation of consciousness. We have been lulled  into a trance. They have made us indifferent to ourselves, to others. We are focused only on our own gain...Please, understand: they are safe so long as they are not discovered. That is their primary method of survival. Keep us asleep, keep us selfish, keep us sedated..."

[landmaster77]

Lt: Give me your badge

Callihan: Well, here you go Lt, a seven pointed supository.

Lt: What did you say?

Callihan: I said stick it up your a$$


movie  "The Enforcer"

[Leah]

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Airplane!

[Hammock Rider]

Ned Nederlander: "Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind! "

                                ...........from The Three Amigos!

[diamondwaspvenom]

"See any family resemblance? HAHAHAHAHA!"

-A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

[metalmonster]

"come on let's go to the liquor store and watch your stupid i.d. get rejected"



-SUPERBAD

[Rev. Powell]

"I really do apologize, I've never tried to kill someone before.  It's very unlike me, I wouldn't want you to think I behave like this all the time." - SEA OF DUST

[InformationGeek]

"A boy's best friend is his mother," Norman Bates

Psycho

[Hammock Rider]

Jack Moniker: I once met a proud, black man such as yourself, and I gave him a small piece of advise: wear one glove, just one glove. Do you know who that was?
Ernest Reed: No.
Jack Moniker: Willie Mays.

.............Club Paradise

[benjamindlevin]

"Even a wrist that is strong and firm and holds up straight by day, may become limp when the moon is full and the queerwolf comes your way." 

-from Curse of the Queerwolf

[metalmonster]

"I Keep Having This Dream Where Everything Is Covered In Semen"



-SUPERBAD

[Raffine]

"Sharks don't take things personally, Sheriff Brody."
Marine biologist in JAWS 2

Probably the most intelligent line uttered in any of the JAWS sequels.

[Hammock Rider]

Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles:" Well, son; since you don't have any respect for your elders, it's time somebody taught you some respect for your betters! ".............John Wayne in BIG JAKE.