Film Quote of the Day

[Doggett]

I must not let you die without making love.

Gwendoline. 

[ImaginaryFoot]

I got jumped by the parking lot police, they dang near killed me !  Hiram in the movie Blood Salvage

[ImaginaryFoot]

HOLY SH#T,  He Exploded Hisself!  From my all time favorite movie "Masters of Menace"

[Hammock Rider]

Here's two from The Greatest Show on Earth.

Angel: "Listen, sugar, the only way that you can keep me warm is to wrap me up in a marriage license. "


Narrator: We bring you the circus, pied piper whose magic tunes greet children of all ages, from six to 60, into a tinsel and spun-candy world of reckless beauty and mounting laughter and whirling thrills; of rhythm, excitement and grace; of blaring and daring and dance; of high-stepping horses and high-flying stars. But behind all this, the circus is a massive machine whose very life depends on discipline and motion and speed. A mechanized army on wheels, that rolls over any obstacle in its path, that meets calamity again and again, but always comes up smiling. A place where disaster and tragedy stalk the big top, haunt the backyard, and ride the circus train. Where death is constantly watching for one frayed rope, one weak link, or one trace of fear. A fierce, primitive fighting force that smashes relentlessly forward against impossible odds. That is the circus. And this is the story of the biggest of the big tops, and of the men and women who fight to make it "The Greatest Show on Earth."

[Rev. Powell]

"Within my breast meat there is a famine,
No more sweets in the mammary cannon."

--Dr. Roland Chevalier's alien lullaby, from GENTLEMEN BRONCOS

[ImaginaryFoot]

They call me Squirt. Ya wanna know why? from Masters Of Menace

[ImaginaryFoot]

Only i didnt say fudge, i said The Word. The Big One. The Queen Mother of Dirty Words. The F - - - - Word

[ghouck]

"And this one's for Paul Orndorff"

Big Money Ru$tals

[Killer Bees]

Never mind that s**t!  Here comes Mongo! - Blazing Saddles

[Killer Bees]

"A fate worse than a fate worse than death?  That's pretty bad!"
Blackadder

[Rev. Powell]

DORY: "You guys name the turds you find?"
O.C.: "The legendary ones name themselves."

INTERVIEWER: "So your art is basically toilet humor?"
O.C.: "Yes, there's toilet humor, but there's also toilet sadness... toilet tragedy... toilet triumph!  Toilet a lot of things!"

O.C.: "If you believe in living symbols like the Native Americans did, what kind of message do you take from a fluorescent blue fish, conceived from industrial cookies, born out of the asses of men?"

--THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION OF LITTLE DIZZLE

[Rev. Powell]

"If God has chosen you... if that's the truth, then man, this is going to tick off the Devil!"

"You're such a loser." Sheri, to the Devil.

--C ME DANCE

[Hammock Rider]

Hanner SR: You're violating my constitutional rights.
Jack Taggert: I will show you a new meaning to the word "violation".

from Fire Down Below

[Doggett]

Bend over. Spread 'em wide.

Reform School Girls (1986)


Jack, you'd love it. 

[Hammock Rider]

Alexander Bullock: All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.

  From My Man Godfrey.