Film Quote of the Day

InformationGeek · January 05, 2011, 09:47:38 PM

Junior: Junior go buggy (What the hell did he say there?)!

From The NeverEnding Story 3

Doggett · January 11, 2011, 10:28:53 AM

Now, more than ever, we need the Jedi

The Men Who Stare at Goats

BTM · January 11, 2011, 12:35:30 PM

Stacey Pilgrim: I mean, did you really see a future with this girl?
Scott Pilgrim: Like... with jetpacks?

Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

Roxy Richter: Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!

-Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Hammock Rider · January 12, 2011, 12:21:03 PM

Lane Myer: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

....Better Off Dead

HappyGilmore · January 12, 2011, 05:09:14 PM

How many? How many di*ks did you suck?

Clerks.

Dan · January 14, 2011, 01:38:07 AM

"The gravity is so close to that of earth's, that the atmosphere should be breathable!"
Prof. Konrad - Queen of Outer Space (on wearing spacesuits on Venus)

ImaginaryFoot · January 15, 2011, 03:22:46 AM

Bless our bikes, Bless our food, Hope our old ladies are in the mood- The predinner/food fight table prayer from Masters Of Menace

JaseSF · January 15, 2011, 04:58:59 PM

From The Omega Man, the most quotable movie ever! IMO

Matthias: One creature, caught. Caught in a place he cannot stir from in the dark, alone, outnumbered hundreds to one, nothing to live for but his memories, nothing to live with but his gadgets, his cars, his guns, gimmicks... and yet the whole family can't bring him down from that, that...
Zachary: Honky paradise, brother?
Matthias: Forget the old ways, brother, all the old hatreds.

Hammock Rider · January 18, 2011, 01:57:57 PM

Dr. Rudolph Frankenstein: Maria, you've already caused the death of three children and violated the graves of others just to make the experiments.
Dr. Maria Frankenstein: My, you're a humanitarian! You should have stayed in Europe and given pink pills to sweet old ladies.

......Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter.

Rev. Powell · January 21, 2011, 03:29:07 PM

"I can't believe I drank a moose testicle!"--ESCANABA IN DA MOONLIGHT

Rev. Powell · January 24, 2011, 02:41:06 PM

JESUS: Do you think the disappearance of these ladies of Sappho is somehow connected to the fact that these vampires can walk in the daylight?

--JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER

metalmonster · January 25, 2011, 04:10:03 PM

"JP Turned out to be a robot and he kidnapped your grandmother and he's going to eat her soul out of her head"

GRANDMA'S BOY

metalmonster · January 25, 2011, 04:12:28 PM

"in a few moments this mutant is going to dissolve into liquid and then the fat man is going to suck him through a straw"

THE NUTTY PROFESSOR 2

Doggett · January 26, 2011, 10:57:40 AM

"My tongue has been places you don't even know you got"

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

Rev. Powell · February 16, 2011, 01:24:03 PM

"Do you know what Dad will do if he finds out I lick your keyboard?" -DOGTOOTH