Film Quote of the Day

[Rev. Powell]

"I once found a human spinal cord in my fecal matter."--RANGO

[God the Worms]

"Remember the good ol' days when bullets killed people?"

DEAD HEAT

[Hammock Rider]

Sammy Petrillo: This looks like Death not only took a holiday, but he got a hangover from taking it.


from Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

[bob]

"Pull the string!"

Bela Lugosi is Glen or Glenda

[venomx]

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

Dr. Frankenstein: What did he say?

Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

Igor then continues to chew his food.

[voltron]

"Meat's meat and man's gotta eat!" - from the insanely awesome MOTEL HELL (go Rory, GO!!)

[Rev. Powell]

"I want to be educated, not just hairy!"
--THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION

[God the Worms]

"F*%k me gently with a chainsaw"

-Heathers

[venomx]

Dutch: "So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder?"

Predator 1987

[bob]

Torgo: "I am Torgo, I take care of the place while The Master is away."

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966).

[ghouck]

'WYATT F&*#ING EARP!'

-The Boondock Saints

[SPazzo]

"I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey."

-The Criminologist (Rocky Horror Picture Show).

[InformationGeek]

Mok: Evil spelled backward is "live," and we all want to live, don't we?

From Rock & Rule (1983)

[Hammock Rider]

Mr. Young: We must find a way to deal with Tom, that godd@mn anti-drug agent!
Guard: What are your plans, boss?
Mr. Young: I've hired a Taoist. He'll train vampires to deal with him!

From Robo Vampire.

[RockMonster]

Demon:  I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul...

Ash:  Swallow this...*BOOM*  (had to throw that in)

Evil Dead 2 (1987)