Film Quote of the Day

[Doggett]

"Sweetie, get mummy's bazooka." - Harley Quinn

Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker

[Psycho Circus]

"My whole body is an engine. This is a fireplug"

-Over The Top

[metalmonster]

FOX MULDER : This is not an exact science. If it were me, I'd be on the guy 24/7. I'd be in bed with him kissing his holy ass.

DAKOTA WHITNEY: Father Joe is a convicted pedophile.

FOX MULDER: Maybe I'd stay out of bed with him.



X FILES : I Want To Believe

[Rev. Powell]

"Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly crushed and maimed! Hope you'll enjoy it!"

-UHF

[Doggett]

"Once you've been there... Once you've seen it... You never wanna go again unless you absolutaly *bleep*ing have to... It's like France" - Lt. Gen. George Miller




In The Loop

[retrorussell]

"There's a dead chick in my bed and the world's gone mad!!!"
-Seth, Hell Night

[Psycho Circus]

Ginger: "You guys want some sandwiches?"

Gang Member: "But Lester's dead."
[points to Lester's hanging body]

Ginger: "Well, no sandwiches for him."

-Cherry 2000 (1987)

[SkullBat308]

Winston Smith: "In accordance to the principles of Doublethink, it does not matter if the war is not real, or when it is, that victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won. It is meant to be continuous. The essential act of modern warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labor. A hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. In principle, the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the ruling group against its own subjects. And its object is not victory over Eurasia or Eastasia, but to keep the very structure of society intact. Julia? Are you awake? There is truth, and there is untruth. To be in a minority of one doesn't make you mad." - "1984"

[Dennis]

"What do you make of this?"
"I know, what did you make of the trailer?"
"Yeah, this wasn't pushed in, it was pulled out."

Conversation between Sgt. Peterson and Officer Blackburn of the New Mexico State Police.

[Psycho Circus]

"The smell of garbage turns me into a wild woman!"

-Bad Girls From Mars

[Rev. Powell]

"It stinks!"

--POD PEOPLE

[ghouck]

"Poontang is the grubby little middleman you must go through to get the girls."

Master Shake, ATHF Colon Movie.

[metalmonster]

"There Are Only Two Things That I'm Afraid Of  , One Is Seeing My Uncle Wearing A Thong And The Other Is Rats"




From THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO

[lester1/2jr]

"I don't want you playin that foosball!" Kathy Bates "the waterboy"

[BTM]

"Did you see this? Huh?? NYPD means 'I will Knock Your Punkass Down!"
              -Men In Black