Hauk watches with interest

[AndyC]

"Well, maybe your kettle would boil faster if we bought a computer that doesn't suck up all the power. It is the future, you know."

[meQal]

"But it's been 6 days and the song still hasn't completed the download. I told you not to get dial up."

[Mr. DS]

Ok fine...you sunk my battleship...don't ask me to play again. 

[Jack]

"From here we'll be able to tap into the main system and prevent the meltdown of...whoah!  Jiggly boobies on YouTube!"

[Flangepart]

Woah...Plisskin's found our tracking chip...who knew he picks his nose with a weed wacker?...

[Pennywise]

"They call it ScalpMed, Hauk, and boy does it work!"

[AndyC]

"Could we just once play Lite Brite without fighting?"

[retrorussell]

Well, I see two girls but I don't see a cup.. HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING!!!!  AAAAGGGHHH!!!!

[Mr. DS]

"See I told you all we needed to do was unplug it and plug it back in again."

[Nukie 2]

"Fool, I told you, those variables are lousy predictors for our sales; we'll never get this forecast done in time for the board meeting!"

[Nukie 2]

"Ah, the model says that unemployed husbands may try to do better in the bedroom to make up for lack of household income, however they won't take on more of the wife's household duties."

[sprite75]

Ok...let's see here.  If we cross connect the anti-matter flow regulator circuitry to the coupling for the high density tachyon computing system it should generate a 47 nanodyne subspace field which should cause a total photonic reversal within....

[AndyC]

"Well, I'll be. Bounty really does soak up more."