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Turtle rapes shoe

Started by Torgo, March 16, 2009, 06:21:05 PM

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Torgo

March 16, 2009, 06:21:05 PM
A friend showed this to me over the weekend and it's one of the funniest and strangest things that I've seen in quite some time.  ENJOY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDiR7UxI8Ow
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Joe the Destroyer

#1
March 16, 2009, 11:03:51 PM
Gamera!  NOOOOO!

Jack

#2
March 17, 2009, 10:35:09 AM
He must have been wearing his beer glasses.
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Mr. DS

#3
March 17, 2009, 07:13:47 PM
The shoe was very upset about the whole incident.  The turtle never called or wrote after it.   :bluesad:
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ghouck

#4
March 17, 2009, 10:34:01 PM
Obviously the turtle is a bit of a 'screamer'.
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wickednick

#5
March 19, 2009, 05:56:19 AM
Wow, that turtle needs a girlfriend bad. I just wonder why a shoe? Of all the things to hump why would a turtle pick a shoe?
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WilliamWeird1313

#6
March 19, 2009, 10:30:24 AM
Quote from: Jack on March 17, 2009, 10:35:09 AM
He must have been wearing his beer glasses.

Yeah, because that shoe was totally unattractive.



By the way, this is probably the best name for a forum thread ever.

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Rev. Powell

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March 19, 2009, 09:39:00 PM
Quote from: wyckednick on March 19, 2009, 05:56:19 AM
Wow, that turtle needs a girlfriend bad. I just wonder why a shoe? Of all the things to hump why would a turtle pick a shoe?

Maybe he was looking for a little tongue action?  :question:
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Mr. DS

#8
March 20, 2009, 11:09:25 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 19, 2009, 09:39:00 PM
Quote from: wyckednick on March 19, 2009, 05:56:19 AM
Wow, that turtle needs a girlfriend bad. I just wonder why a shoe? Of all the things to hump why would a turtle pick a shoe?

Maybe he was looking for a little tongue action?  :question:
That is awful Rev, in a wonderful, wonderful way.
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WingedSerpent

#9
March 20, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
So THAT"S where my sneakers went.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

BoyScoutKevin

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May 02, 2009, 04:35:54 PM
Quote from: ghouck on March 17, 2009, 10:34:01 PM
Obviously the turtle is a bit of a 'screamer'.

Has anyone on this board actually seen two turtles mate? I've had that fortune or misfortune, while crusing the Caribbean, then taking an excursion to a small zoo on one of the islands.

And turtles do scream, while mating. At least the male does. Actually, seeing them mate reminded me alot of how some humans do it, or, so I've heard. The female just lies there and looks bored, while the male makes alot of sound, but doesn't do much.
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