Rehab Anyone?

[meQal]

Someone should reconsider her "don't wanna go to rehab" stance.

[Saucerman]

I was unaware that Keith Richards had gotten a sex change.

[AndyC]

The cop just detected the smell of drugs without the use of a dog.

[DoctorMcShocker]

Haha, that cop/security gaurd has duct tape on his vest.

[Nukie 2]

New York Time: Police subdued recording artist, who allegedly was going to commit suicide by smoking herself!

[Draug]

"Hey John! I managed to get the last Amy Scarecrow. Now our cornfield will be free of crows and other pests forever."

[AndyC]

Taking down the Halloween decorations.

[Jack]

Toss her in the dumpster out back.

[Doggett]

The drugs aren't killin' her, however, pushing her down the stairs might just do the trick....

[AndyC]

Amy is escorted from the courthouse following her patent infringement suit from the inventors of plastination. In exchange for dropping the suit, she has agreed to tour as part of the Body Worlds exhibit.

[Pennywise]

"You're coming with us Ms. Winehouse. We found some blood in your heroin test."

[Mr. DS]

Looking for extra CA$H?  Become Amy Weinhouse's personal fall prevention assistant!  401k, reasonable salary and ALL THE DRUGS YOU CAN DO! 

[sideorderofninjas]

Gary Busey's lack of sanity couldn't scare anyone straight..

[AndyC]

That's the worst marionette I've ever seen.

[sprite75]

There goes the last lingering threads of my sexuality.