Kane on Papers

AndyC · March 23, 2009, 10:38:52 AM

"Well, sure. Orson Welles looks good on paper, but what does that prove?"

Mr. DS · March 23, 2009, 11:41:03 AM

Orson realized he was going to need a bigger bicycle.

JJ80 · March 23, 2009, 11:50:01 AM

One of Hollywood's earliest champions of recycling.

As he stood there, Kane's mind began to wander. "Just think" he said, "In a few weeks time all this I'm standing on will be toilet paper!"

akiratubo · March 23, 2009, 12:06:36 PM

F***ing internet! Haven't been able to sell papers worth s*** since it got big!

WingedSerpent · March 23, 2009, 12:43:01 PM

Quote from: AndyC on March 23, 2009, 10:38:52 AM

Tell Toho we finally got the birdcage ready for Rodan.

AndyC · March 23, 2009, 11:00:38 PM

For all his filmmaking talent, Welles still wasn't housebroken.

TheDope · March 24, 2009, 07:17:26 PM

"I will sell no newspaper before its time."

(checks watch)

"Hmpf. Not yet...."

meQal · March 24, 2009, 07:25:27 PM

.oO(I knew I should of told them to hold delivery while I was on my three year tour of Europe.)Oo.

Pennywise · March 25, 2009, 12:20:22 AM

He's so rich that he bought himself a real dinosaur. Now the challenging part was getting it to go on the newspapers.