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Husband set wife on fire during bizarre sex act

Started by Raffine, April 02, 2009, 05:26:56 PM

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ghouck

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April 06, 2009, 02:41:20 PM
If your condom bursts into flames during sex, then you are either really, really good at it, , , or really, really BAD at it.
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AndyC

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April 06, 2009, 02:53:38 PM
Quote from: Susan on April 03, 2009, 11:13:15 PM
it's possible. some people are into that hot wax thing

That's what I was thinking. Maybe he was dripping hot wax on her - with one of these:


I think they're just lucky the fire mishap ended their fun before he brought out the specially modified sabre saw. :teddyr:
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April 09, 2009, 12:33:33 PM
INTERVIEWER: Miss West, do you smoke after sex?
MAE WEST: I don't know, I never looked.
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