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Husband set wife on fire during bizarre sex act

Started by Raffine, April 02, 2009, 05:26:56 PM

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Raffine

This shenanigans is going on just a couple of miles from me:

http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=10114287

I can't for the life of me figure out what kind of bizarre sex act involves setting each other on fire . . .
unless the bizarre sex act is setting each other on fire.

Any of you deviants in the know about this one? 

:hot::buggedout:

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Rev. Powell

Quote from: Raffine on April 02, 2009, 05:26:56 PM
This shenanigans is going on just a couple of miles from me:

http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=10114287

I can't for the life of me figure out what kind of bizarre sex act involves setting each other on fire . . .
unless the bizarre sex act is setting each other on fire.

Any of you deviants in the know about this one? 

:hot::buggedout:



Torchalizing?  Sure, it's pretty common out here.  You usually don't get in trouble unless the emu knocks over the coleman lantern, and the nun's habit is flammable.  Could be too much Crisco & goose feathers that causes the problem, too.  Lotsa ways to hurt yourself torchalizing!
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Jack

Sometimes women just spontaneously combust during sex, it's not as uncommon as you might think  :teddyr:
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Quote from: Jack on April 03, 2009, 08:12:59 AM
Sometimes women just spontaneously combust during sex, it's not as uncommon as you might think  :teddyr:

I've had it happen to me.

'Course, it might help if I didn't have a flamethrower in place of a tallywhacker.


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ghouck

It's like the burning sensation of VD, times a billion. . .
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schmendrik

Quote from: Jack on April 03, 2009, 08:12:59 AM
Sometimes women just spontaneously combust during sex, it's not as uncommon as you might think  :teddyr:

Makes it hard to have a second date, though.

Allhallowsday

Sounds like pyromania which is sometimes classified as a fetish.   :bluesad:
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Susan

it's possible. some people are into that hot wax thing and when you have a burning flame and possible petrolum jelly's...lol

InformationGeek

Geez... I didn't know that sex could be this dangerous for you outside of those sexually transmitted diseases.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

indianasmith

So THAT'S what they mean when they say a woman is "Smoking Hot!!!"
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Sister Grace

Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 03, 2009, 10:45:23 PM
Sounds like pyromania which is sometimes classified as a fetish.   :bluesad:

I've always been an open-minded person and my freak side comes out from time to time, however i've never set anyone on fire... i did know a guy though that had a fetish with cigarette burns, which actually isn't that uncommon.
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Mr. DS

I heard the guy wanted to go down in fire. 
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ghouck

Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 02, 2009, 08:50:35 PM

Torchalizing?  Sure, it's pretty common out here.  You usually don't get in trouble unless the emu knocks over the coleman lantern, and the nun's habit is flammable.  Could be too much Crisco & goose feathers that causes the problem, too.  Lotsa ways to hurt yourself torchalizing!

I hear ya. You gotta be real careful regarding the contents on any lubricants, make-up, or costumes you're wearing, and NEVER do it when there's hard alcohol involved. People would be surprised how hot real hog fat can burn once it gets going, then the damn thing always runs around setting EVERYTHING ablaze. Did it once after a Halloween party where I went as Rosie O'Donell, but with her face on my butt and vice-versa (less make-up that way). Anyways, I still have the scars from where the make-up got baked into my skin.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Sister Grace

I was in an adult bookstore awhile back and there was sign behind the counter that was proclaiming a recall on a certain brand of condoms ( i can't remember which brand now) due to being highly flamable. My question is, how did they come to this conclusion? Anytime there is a recall on a product (other than food or baby items like car seats) it is usually due to some kind of random act that could qualify for a Darwin award. So, how do you become aware that your condom is flamable?

:buggedout: :bouncegiggle:  :teddyr:
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-