Meaty man

[Nukie 2]

  "I think I'll become a vegan!"

  "I am the Meat Man, and you suck!"

[sprite75]

Pizza the Hut as a child.

[ChuckSplatt]

Why do they call me meathead?

[AndyC]

"I wanna be...your sledgehammer...."

[NelsonRage]

After the appetizers, Mr. Meat prepares his defense.

[AndyC]

"It's not a tuber. It's not at tuber...at all."

[LilCerberus]

Little Cerberus: "Oh, look boys & girls! It's Mr. Meat!"
Mr. Meat: "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Little Cerberus: "Well, if you say so."
Mr. Meat: "No! No! Argh!"
Little Cerberus: "(mmm, mmm, gulp) Nice meating you!"

[AndyC]

Mr. Meat: "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

OK, that almost made coffee come out my nose.

I think what makes it so funny is picturing the meat man saying it in the same angry Scottish voice as in the song.

[zombie no.one]

"Mmmm, this napkin looks tasty!"

[Nukie 2]

This is Meat, and he means murder!

[Mr. DS]

Eat me...

[Pennywise]

One day, food will eat you!