Treat Williams.

[Neville]

"And then, the throttle of the jet ski on my right hand and my left arm surrounding Famke Janssen, we raced down the flooded corridor, while the multi-tentacular monster, a sight so terrifying that would have driven any other man insane, screamed in a thousand agonies..."

[AndyC]

"Yes, this is very amusing. Now let me be absolutely clear. My name is Treat. Not Snack, Sweet, Nosh, Dog Biscuit or Goody, and certainly not Candy Apple."

[Flangepart]

"The red head reached for the handle of my gun. I grabbed my rifle. "This is for shooti' baby," I told her, "thats for fun."

[NelsonRage]

" Nothing is as ferocious in nature as the blood sucking monkey bat whose fangs can  be seen dripping with blood as shown on the diagram I drew on the board, any questions? and yes this will be on the test "

[Pennywise]

The Scifi Channel hits a new low with their made for cable premiere of Treat Williams in Attack of the Whiteboard Demon.

[The Burgomaster]

"According to this DNA report, I am the long lost Baldwin brother."

[Flangepart]

(Sigh) "Awright, who dug up my IMDB bio and put Bill Pullman's face on it..."

[InformationGeek]

Remember everyone, this is a very important class that you must take serious, so pay no attention to the bad coloring in the background.

[sideorderofninjas]

This concludes tonight's dramatic reading of Dead Heat...