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I'm sorry Bert

Started by sprite75, May 07, 2009, 01:10:45 AM

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AndyC

#15
May 13, 2009, 02:43:27 PM
"Well Burt, when I can't sleep, I give Gordon a call. He's got the best ho's in the city."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

sprite75

#16
May 14, 2009, 01:03:07 AM

Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: What's with all the yellow feathers in the bathroom?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

sprite75

#17
February 13, 2010, 09:14:20 AM
Ernie, I have to be honest with you.  I found some pictures on the computer.  Pictures of you and Grover....(sob) on a date.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Mr. DS

#18
February 13, 2010, 12:12:40 PM
Ernie:  "Bert, I'm sorry but I just don't know why you have to do it 'pigeon style' with me all the time."
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Leah

#19
February 13, 2010, 12:47:59 PM
Night
yeah no.

Leah

#21
February 14, 2010, 01:13:26 AM
...but i must admit, I'm bi
yeah no.

Leah

#22
February 14, 2010, 02:16:03 AM
Look, i-i'm sorry that i made you watch Monster A-go  go and Disaster Movie today, but i thought it would be fun-
Bert secretly told Elmo to get his gun and shot Ernie 
yeah no.

sprite75

#23
April 05, 2010, 09:19:26 PM
Bert's sleep number is a 90, Ernie's is a 5.  What's your Sleep Number™?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

retrorussell

#24
April 05, 2010, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on May 14, 2009, 01:03:07 AM


Ernie: Bert, I'm sorry about tonight.. but when I saw you bending over, well.. a bottle of clorophorm and 10 minutes later you made me the happiest man alive.
Bert (still in shock): Ernie.. please.. don't talk to me now.. ugh.. (shakes violently)
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75

#25
April 09, 2010, 11:06:01 PM
Bert: Next time Ernie get the extra extra large size condoms.  Those large sized ones you got just don't cut it - I feel like my dick's going to get squeezed right off every time I put one of those on!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

sprite75

#26
February 05, 2011, 12:42:16 PM


Ernie: Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?
Bert: But of course!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Umaril The Unfeathered

#27
February 06, 2011, 12:41:45 PM


Bert: No, Ernie, it's over. I told you, I'm not your puppet anymore, I'm noone's puppet!



Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Hammock Rider

#28
February 08, 2011, 01:14:21 PM



I followed you tonight Bert. You didn't go to your Mother's. You went out dancing with Statler and Waldorf....Tomorrow I'm calling a lawyer. And don't bother packing your Judy Garland records, I already gave them to Bob.



Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

sprite75

#29
April 08, 2011, 10:36:19 PM


Bert: Ernie?
Ernie: Yeah, Bert?
Bert: Where exactly do you plan on putting those two clawfoot tubs that UPS dropped off today?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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