I'm sorry Bert

[sprite75]

Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: I'm sorry I walked in on you like that before.  I had no idea you would be busy.  Next time I'll remember to knock.

[Joe the Destroyer]

"It feels weird sleeping in a separate bed, Bert."

[RCMerchant]

Bert...I...I ....have to tell you the truth. There's another man. The Swedish Cheif.

[Mr. DS]

Bert...I'm sorry please talk to me.  I didn't mean to eat cookies in your bed again.

[ghouck]

I went to the doctor today Bert. The results aren't back yet, but based on the symptoms, , well, , it's just that, , you should probably get checked also. I mean, it could be nothing, , but . .

[sprite75]

Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: I'm pregnant!

[Ash]

"Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!"

[ghouck]

Really Bert, it's OK, it happens, you've been under a lot of stress, you're tired, it happens to lots of guys and it doesn't matter, I'll always love you.

[ChuckSplatt]

'Lemme show you my bottle cap collection. C'mon it's VERY exciting.

[Mr. DS]

"Bert I forgot to tell you earlier...if you ever correct me in front of Big Bird again, I'll cut your throat while you sleep.   Pleasant dreams..."

[Javakoala]

Being gay is okay, Burt. It's hard not to be gay when you go through life with some guy's hand up your butt.

[Mr. DS]

Burt, I'm sorry about the rubber duckie in your rectum.  I got a bit carried away. 

[Pennywise]

"It's the 21st century, Bert. Can't we just have one king sized bed we can share now that we're married?"

[AndyC]

"Burt, I don't know why I shouted out 'Kermit!' during climax, but it's nothing, really."

[avenger the eagle]

I woke up , you weren't there I hate that.