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Leah · June 04, 2009, 01:12:46 PM

Okay... what is your personal worst monster movie ever.
mine is Robot Monster.

Doggett · June 04, 2009, 01:23:56 PM

Elvira's Hauntd Hills.

It has some truly bad jokes that just fall flat and are painful to listen too. The acting is substandard (except Elvira) it just looks cheap...it's just bad, I honesty can't recommend it to anyone.
But I still watch it and I love it !

akiratubo · June 04, 2009, 02:44:44 PM

Quote from: doggett on June 04, 2009, 01:23:56 PMElvira's Hauntd Hills.

I'm not sure I'd call that a monster movie, unless you're referring to Elvira's jugs.

Saucerman · June 04, 2009, 03:21:50 PM

WEASELS RIP MY FLESH. I get the dry heaves just thinking about it.

RCMerchant · June 04, 2009, 04:10:05 PM

PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH

Awful....just...ugh. Nonsensical. Bad photography. Bad everything....and not in a good way.

clip-(Breif Boobie shot-NOT SAFE FOR WORK) very brief. Bleh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPQ4lKAI77g

InformationGeek · June 04, 2009, 06:15:38 PM

Beware! The Blob

More of a sci-fi, but it is still a monster in some sense. I really found this to be a terrible sequel to film... heck it may not even be a sequel in some sense. On a tv screen in the movie was the actual The Blob film playing. How does this make sense?!

the ghoul · June 04, 2009, 06:53:17 PM

K.I.N.G.K.O.N.G.(.T.H.E.2.0.0.5.P.E.T.E.R.J.A.C.K.S.O.N.V.E.R.S.I.O.N.)

Doggett · June 04, 2009, 07:09:39 PM

Quote from: the ghoul on June 04, 2009, 06:53:17 PM
K.I.N.G.K.O.N.G.(.T.H.E.2.0.0.5.P.E.T.E.R.J.A.C.K.S.O.N.V.E.R.S.I.O.N.)

I. L.I.K.E.D. I.T.

the ghoul · June 04, 2009, 07:38:49 PM

I.L.I.K.E.D.R.O.B.O.T.M.O.N.S.T.E.R.

I.A.L.S.O.L.I.K.E.D.E.L.V.I.R.A.S.H.A.U.N.T.E.D.H.I.L.L.S.

Allhallowsday · June 04, 2009, 09:35:17 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 04, 2009, 04:10:05 PM
PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH

Awful....just...ugh. Nonsensical. Bad photography. Bad everything....and not in a good way.

clip-(Breif Boobie shot-NOT SAFE FOR WORK) very brief. Bleh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPQ4lKAI77g

I gotta tell ya I was roaring at that clip... starts with Wagner and devolves into bad everything and they even got a Rock theme song written for it!!

I don't ever need to see that movie now, 'cause it'll ruin the trailer for me!!! "Beware of the 4D witch beware she's in your mind she's everywhere! Beware of the 4D witch beware she's in your mind... She's in your hair...!!"

And my worst Monster movie would have to be IT'S ALIVE (1969)... yeh, not the one about the devil baby (1974) but the LARRY BUCHANAN train wreck produced for TV starring TOMMY KIRK and a monster in a lime green suit that you only get to get a glimpse of and no wonder it's so hilariously bad, in the most badly acted badly directed unwritten mess of a movie that I sat thru not too long ago (by mistake I meant to see the 1974 flick y'know: "There's only ONE thing wrong with the Davis baby:... IT'S ALIVE!!!") Anyway, I must confess that I will remember IT'S ALIVE (1969) and fondly... it was awesomely bad, in no good ways, frighteningly inept... just jawdroppingly dumb choices, framed by slo-mo filler... how long do we need to watch a car crawl up a country lane...? Okay maybe it's all good!!

ZorakTheMusician · June 05, 2009, 06:21:28 AM

Alien Apocalypse
This movie scarred me. I assumed that since it was a Sci-Fi channel original movie, it would hurt me, but nothing could have prepared me for the abomination that is this film. When i finished the DVD i took the disk and hit it with a rock. A big one.

inframan · June 05, 2009, 07:55:46 AM

A.P.E. I thought you were refering to it the way you wrote the title.

the ghoul · June 05, 2009, 08:12:05 AM

Quote from: ZorakTheMusician on June 05, 2009, 06:21:28 AM
Alien Apocalypse
This movie scarred me. I assumed that since it was a Sci-Fi channel original movie, it would hurt me, but nothing could have prepared me for the abomination that is this film. When i finished the DVD i took the disk and hit it with a rock. A big one.

I liked Alien Apocalypse. In fact, I think it's the only remotely entertaining thing Bruce Campbell has done since Bubba Ho-Tep.

Hmmm.. I'm noticing a trend here. I never thought I would be the minority opinion on a site for badmovie lovers

Doggett · June 05, 2009, 09:14:04 AM

Quote from: the ghoul on June 04, 2009, 07:38:49 PM
I.L.I.K.E.D.R.O.B.O.T.M.O.N.S.T.E.R.

I.A.L.S.O.L.I.K.E.D.E.L.V.I.R.A.S.H.A.U.N.T.E.D.H.I.L.L.S.

Oh, karma for you !

indianasmith · June 05, 2009, 09:42:57 AM

OK, I'm now permanently scarred by the 4D Witch trailer . . .

but I still say SUBURBAN SASQUATCH is the WORST monster movie EVER!!!!