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What will you call your autobiography?

Started by Trevor, June 08, 2009, 12:42:10 AM

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Trevor

June 08, 2009, 12:42:10 AM
Mine would be easy enough:

"No Skidmarks"

Subtitle: "The Life of An Underpants Fetis**ts Fettiesists"

Ugh, let me try that again: :buggedout:


"No Skidmarks - The Stained Life Of An Underpants Lover"

:teddyr:

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

asimpson2006

#1
June 08, 2009, 06:04:11 AM
"Square peg in a round hole."

lester1/2jr

#2
June 08, 2009, 09:32:48 AM
the Greatest Lover

The Burgomaster

#3
June 08, 2009, 09:40:44 AM
The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Psycho Circus

#4
June 08, 2009, 12:18:41 PM
"Life's A b***h.....And Then You Live"

Doggett

#5
June 08, 2009, 12:24:44 PM
"ghouck's nightmare"
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

skully13

#6
June 08, 2009, 02:12:58 PM
"Fly Away"-simple yet explains a lot.  :tongueout:
"Oh,there will be blood."

RCMerchant

#7
June 08, 2009, 04:31:34 PM
MORON
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

indianasmith

#8
June 08, 2009, 05:08:19 PM
INDY
Confessions of a Beady-Eyed Arrowhead Nut!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ghouck

#9
June 08, 2009, 05:15:36 PM
"You think YOU'VE done some stupid s**t, well listen to what THIS a***ole has done, most of it in some lame attempt to impress women."
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

meQal

#10
June 08, 2009, 05:36:02 PM
"I Was Born Naked And Spent Over Half My Life That Way"
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

lester1/2jr

#11
June 08, 2009, 05:42:57 PM
Budweiser Comes to South Africa

AndyC

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June 08, 2009, 06:18:54 PM
Not Working to His Potential, and Other Comments My Teachers Made
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

The Burgomaster

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June 08, 2009, 06:25:10 PM
ATTILA THE HUNG

(ouch!)
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

sideorderofninjas

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June 08, 2009, 10:23:35 PM
SideOrderOfNinjas: the Technicolor Psychopath: the Unauthorized Autobiography
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."
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