Why don't you stop

[sprite75]

Why don't you stop looking at all the Klingon pornos Worf gave you at your bachelor party and come to bed?

[sideorderofninjas]

Riker, you're not going to figure out out how to holographically insert yourself into driving Kirk's antique car...

[ChuckSplatt]

Counselor Troi could no longer wait for Riker's attention. Thus she tried harder.

[zombie no.one]

one guy...one girl.....no cup.

[Trevor]

Why don't you stop looking at all the Klingon pornos Worf gave you at your bachelor party and come to bed?

"Ummmm... Johnny..... Paramount just called.....they said Stuart Baird can't direct traffic, let alone a film so can you take over?"

[Javakoala]

Rikker, honey, we all know about the corset you wear, so come to bed and I'll play with your Buddha belly.

[zombie no.one]

"no I can't have sex with you right now, someone is wrong on the internet."

(stole that quote from somewhere else but it kind of works...)

[Psycho Circus]

"no I can't have sex with you right now, someone is wrong on the internet."

(stole that quote from somewhere else but it kind of works...)

^That is genius! 

[BTM]

What movie is this from anyway?  I'm semi-familiar with Star Trek (well, not a lot on Voyager or Enterprise) and I don't recognize this picture...

[AndyC]

"I can't come to bed right now, Honey. Circus says that after 300 years, heavy metal is due for a comeback, Lester is arguing that the Federation should be on the Gold Standard, and I need to come up with a funny caption for this picture of Geordi and Data. I'm swamped here."