Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[diamondwaspvenom]

Once with pitchforks, twice with deadly napalm and about seventy-two times with crappy radio-friendly music.

What's the REAL tragedy in Oedipus The King?

[Rev. Powell]

That Jerry Lewis never got the chance to show what he could do with the role.

Was Martin really a vampire?

[Derf]

No. That was just Duke Mitchell's PR people trying to make people believe that Dean Martin sucked.



How could you?!?!?!?!?

[Olivia Bauer]

Hey! She was hot! I don't CARE if it was your mother!

Do you feel lucky, punk?

[SPazzo]

Well, I broke a mirror yesterday, so no.

Is that a bird or a plane?

[claws]

Sally Field

Does female sexuality need to be fixed?

[retrorussell]

No, just female animals.

Is Andy Capp Al's brother?

[Flangepart]

No, a clone made of Smoo.

What did Bruce the shark think when he ate Robert Shaw?

[retrorussell]

Needs salt. (spits salt water on him)  Much better!

Who can it be now?

[JaseSF]

Perhaps it's a Jehovah's Witness with a caffeine problem.

Which way to America?

[claws]

Just follow the trail of BK leftovers.

Is trendy East Berlin losing its edge?

[Leah]

no, they just need to switch to Gillette.

If I pushed a clone of someone off a cliff, is it murder?

[retrorussell]

Perhaps double murder, if the original can feel what the clone feels.

Has anyone made a porn version of Gilligan's Island?

[claws]

Yes. It's called Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

Should breast-feeding supplies be listed as medical expenses?

[Leah]

no, gov't supplied formula caused a severe case of Smallpox.

is THIS a hard question?