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Kaseykockroach

#1065
February 16, 2011, 03:35:36 PM
Two meals!.....Or, a better fast food place than McDonald's.

Which is funnier, bananas or cheese?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

retrorussell

#1066
February 16, 2011, 06:59:22 PM
Bananas, because they're slightly phallic.

What's your ancient Chinese secret?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

diamondwaspvenom

#1067
February 16, 2011, 08:25:35 PM
My family was in league with Ching-Chong-Ding-Dong.

Who comes into my house of pain?

Fausto

#1068
February 16, 2011, 08:28:52 PM
A masochist, and he's very disappointed.

Who do you think you are?
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Mr. DS

#1069
February 16, 2011, 08:52:50 PM
Mister Bigstuff

Do you have that money you owe me?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

retrorussell

#1070
February 16, 2011, 10:37:18 PM
Here's a shiny new Lincoln.

Don't spend it all in one place.

Do you love to singa about the moona and the Junea and the Springa?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#1071
February 16, 2011, 10:42:36 PM
no, only the Badmovies.orga  :tongueout:
Do you know the Doughman, the one who makes doughnuts for all of us on here?
yeah no.

Derf

#1072
February 16, 2011, 11:18:47 PM
No, but I know the muffin man. He lives on Drury Lane. He's nucking futs.



How many dust bunnies does it take to make one chocolate Easter bunny?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Kaseykockroach

#1073
February 16, 2011, 11:33:10 PM
About as many licks as it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop!

So....Just what IS up, doc?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

claws

#1074
February 17, 2011, 01:35:47 AM
Carrots.

Justin Bieber is against loveless sex and abortion. How will his Beliebers react to that?

Olivia Bauer

#1075
February 17, 2011, 08:52:21 AM
It doesn't matter. They're all virgins.

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?!

Flangepart

#1076
February 17, 2011, 09:56:18 AM
Too many cherrys jubilee in the elevator?

What really killed the beast, Mr. Denham?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

JaseSF

#1077
February 17, 2011, 06:05:57 PM
Fear of the Unknown.

Why can't you get a bologna sub sandwich at Subway?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

retrorussell

#1078
February 17, 2011, 07:18:47 PM
Because Oscar Mayer had his way with their b-o-l-o-g-n-a. (spooged in it)

How often does Santa get some tail from Mrs. Claus?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#1079
February 17, 2011, 07:24:20 PM
only when Mrs. Claus isn't doing it with Rudolf and the Darksider isn't shooting their house up with an AK-47.

I can tell you're a sea man. tell me, just how many times has The Lochness Monster attacked you?
yeah no.
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