Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Olivia Bauer]

The Trix Rabbit.  I'll send the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee to sting him to death.

I can tell by the way you use your walk that you're a woman's man.  Do you have time to talk?

Russell, That's Doggett in a wig...



If all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, what does that make him if it's all play and no work?

[SPazzo]

It makes Jack a dull girl.

How many steps are there in the Statue of Liberty?

[retrorussell]

The quarterback probably averages 4 or 5 steps backwards before faking a throwing motion, then handing off to the RB/TE/WR in motion, or maybe running with it himself.

What makes the Grand Canyon so grand?

[claws]

Hugh Grant

Do energy-efficient bulbs make people crazy?

[MrMari]

Yes, people screwing less often will make you crazy.

What is soul?

[Olivia Bauer]

The price you pay me to get ANYTHING in the world you want!

Is there something you'd like to sell your soul for?

[Mr. DS]

A witty answer to that question

Why did they choose George Washington for the one dollar bill?

[SPazzo]

Because Gandhi was unavailable.

What is π times ∞?

_{*Pi times infinity}

[claws]

Half of what it used to be.

What is Paris Hilton doing these days?

[retrorussell]

Staying at the Hilton hotel in Paris.

Does Santa ever get drunk on the job?

[Mr. DS]

He did until he got busted for SUI (Selighing Under the Influence)

Why are all teen dramas the same?

[Leah]

cuz they're all played by emo kids.

Gothic or lace?

[claws]

Rabies.

Should they kick Kim Kardashian off stage at every Concert she attends?

[Olivia Bauer]

No just make her go topless to boost sales.

Why isn't Heath Ledger in the new Batman movie?

[retrorussell]

Because the corpse with the Joker makeup would start to reek and make the other actors and actresses too sick to work.

Do you need a timeout?