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retrorussell

#1020
February 09, 2011, 06:56:04 PM
Nein!  Herr Pikachu ist mein favorit! ...HILFE!  ICH BIN BLIND DE!!!
What's shaking?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

diamondwaspvenom

#1021
February 09, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
I'm freezing. Shut up.  :tongueout:

Can we ever get along?

Leah

#1022
February 09, 2011, 07:41:26 PM
only if someone glues us together! :tongueout:
Is it time?
yeah no.

Olivia Bauer

#1023
February 09, 2011, 08:07:59 PM Last Edit: February 09, 2011, 10:20:59 PM by A.J. Bauer
No. It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLLY TIME!!


I can haz cheezburger?

Leah

#1024
February 09, 2011, 08:26:30 PM
No, sorry we're all outta burgers!

Bagels?
yeah no.

retrorussell

#1025
February 09, 2011, 10:12:22 PM
Sorry, this is a kennel.  You want "beagles".

Where the hell did you get this jelly donut, Pyle?!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

#1026
February 09, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
I'm sorry sarge...don't make scrub the latrine again!

Whats in your wallet?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

retrorussell

#1027
February 09, 2011, 10:44:53 PM
A bunch of dead presidents.

Is Brandy a fine girl, would she make a good wife, and can her eyes steal a sailor from the sea?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

#1028
February 09, 2011, 10:46:48 PM
Only if her eyes can wield a harpoon

Whats up with whats going down?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

retrorussell

#1029
February 09, 2011, 10:52:14 PM
It has something to do with the spinning wheel turning round.  You should also ride a painted pony while it spins.

What's magic, and why shouldn't you believe it's not so?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Olivia Bauer

#1030
February 10, 2011, 08:51:04 AM
Magic n.' "A fictional mystical force", Magic v.' "When Criss Angel hurts himself".



Did you expect that?

claws

#1031
February 10, 2011, 02:49:57 PM
Of course. Who wouldn't.

Jennifer Hudson lost 80 pounds. In British currency?

SPazzo

#1032
February 10, 2011, 03:09:41 PM
Yes, but she got it back and used it to buy chocolate.

Why is there air?

Fausto

#1033
February 10, 2011, 04:06:44 PM
Because your lungs need something to keep them occupied.

Who peed in your cereal?
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

retrorussell

#1034
February 10, 2011, 07:02:23 PM
The Trix Rabbit.  I'll send the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee to sting him to death.

I can tell by the way you use your walk that you're a woman's man.  Do you have time to talk?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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