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Fausto

#1425
June 19, 2011, 07:19:33 AM
No, your damn burrito needs to learn to take care of its own damn self.

Will you wind?
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Derf

#1426
June 19, 2011, 07:44:00 AM
I'm kinda clumsy. I'll probably break wind.




Who would win in a fight: Gloria Gaynor (singing "I Will Survive") or Freddy Mercury (singing "We Are the Champions")?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Olivia Bauer

#1427
June 19, 2011, 08:45:02 AM
Europe singing "The Final Countdown".


Aaaaannd where exactly do you think you're going?

retrorussell

#1428
June 20, 2011, 02:20:54 PM
To take a crap!  Did you want to follow me?

What does Jimmy Crack Corn mean?  Is that his full name or something?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#1429
June 20, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
It's a brand of Cocaine that's in the form of Corn.


Do you fear IT?
yeah no.

Derf

#1430
June 20, 2011, 09:17:13 PM
Aaaaaaah! Suffice to say, 'tis one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot say!




Are Android phones and tablets really robots?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Leah

#1431
June 20, 2011, 10:27:50 PM
Are YOU a robot?! :buggedout:

well, are you a robot?
yeah no.

SPazzo

#1432
June 21, 2011, 12:40:34 AM
No, but your mom is a robot!

Where can I buy a robot in this town?

Leah

#1433
June 21, 2011, 08:32:26 AM
I hear Best Buy has the Cheapest new line of robots and gadgets, but I know Gadgetron is better.

WTF is that sweet smell?!
yeah no.

Derf

#1434
June 21, 2011, 11:08:49 AM
Dead Clouds





Does sunshine on your shoulder make you happy?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Leah

#1435
June 21, 2011, 01:15:17 PM
No, it burns my skin off.

Will You Ever get out of the bathroom?
yeah no.

JaseSF

#1436
June 21, 2011, 10:10:40 PM
Yeah well it takes time you know. One thing's for sure, you DON'T want to go in there after me.

Why does Saturn have a ring around it?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Leah

#1437
June 21, 2011, 10:21:18 PM
because it is engaged to Uranus.

why did they kill the tomatoes?
yeah no.

Flangepart

#1438
June 22, 2011, 08:35:27 AM
It was a hit job by the mushrooms.

When can I go home?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

diamondwaspvenom

#1439
June 22, 2011, 08:48:20 AM
After you give the mutant a sponge bath.

Isn't his absence slightly odd?
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