Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

Leah · June 28, 2011, 05:40:00 PM

Invent a combustible lemon to scare off the badger!!!!

Will you invent the wheel?

SPazzo · June 28, 2011, 07:51:47 PM

Only if you invent sliced bread first.

Is Denton, USA the best town in America?

Leah · June 30, 2011, 08:04:35 AM

no, it's someplace in Montana, where there's 0% crime!!!

Is ice cream the champion of breakfast for children?

slimrockwell · June 30, 2011, 12:48:04 PM

nope, donuts.

what happened to leonard parts 1-5?

Olivia Bauer · June 30, 2011, 12:50:49 PM

Leonard Part 6 was so bad Bill Cosby went on a quest to destroy all knowledge of the "Leonard" series, yet his quest failed because Leonard Part 6 was too horrible to forget.

Why is the rum gone?!

Leah · July 01, 2011, 08:37:46 AM

I've been drinking it and destroying it.

can I write an invisible question?

Olivia Bauer · July 01, 2011, 10:20:52 AM

I'll try for you.

Can you read this?

Leah · July 01, 2011, 11:50:55 AM

Unfortunately, yes.

You dare give Cave Johnson Lemons! Do you know who I am?

Flangepart · July 01, 2011, 05:12:52 PM

Yes, and it gives me chills.

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

retrorussell · July 01, 2011, 05:42:07 PM

Hey, don't talk about my mom that way!

Have you even mistaken ESP for ESPN?

WingedSerpent · July 01, 2011, 06:36:34 PM

Yeah, and one of them always gets lousy reception.

What a ya buying?

Leah · July 02, 2011, 11:19:50 AM

Gum please.

Can I get a muzzle for my sister's damn chihuahua to stop him from biting my groin?!

diamondwaspvenom · July 02, 2011, 01:28:51 PM

You don't need a muzzle. All you need is a shotgun to shut the little bastard up.

What the....WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS OUTRAGE?!!

Olivia Bauer · July 02, 2011, 01:42:21 PM

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

Oh dear god! What the hell is that thing?!

JaseSF · July 02, 2011, 03:57:12 PM

How dare you talk about my little pal that way?!...

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