Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

Flangepart · July 09, 2011, 09:03:39 AM

No, more like a soup sandwich.

did you get the bill for the duck?

Leah · July 09, 2011, 03:55:48 PM

yep, and you owe me $60.46.

Do you have it?

Flangepart · July 12, 2011, 08:42:50 AM

Yes, but my HMO won't cover the surgery.

Why do fools fall in love, insted of levitating into it?

JaseSF · July 12, 2011, 11:28:14 AM

Because fools haven't yet mastered the art of levitation.

Why would you start with a Monster Zero?

Flangepart · July 12, 2011, 12:42:43 PM

Because he's Binary.

why can't we have good things?

Olivia Bauer · July 12, 2011, 01:56:53 PM

'Cause this is BADmovies.org, b***h!

Why do you have to say it like that?

Leah · July 13, 2011, 12:34:33 AM

Because here at Aperture Science, we don't hold hands for science- we start from the ground up scratch.

Did you invent the combustible lemons yet?

Olivia Bauer · July 14, 2011, 01:24:32 PM

No but the frag limes are done.

Aren't you glad Chell is gone?

Flangepart · July 15, 2011, 05:39:39 PM

Gone, but not forg...wait, who?

When did the cat learn to bark?

Leah · July 15, 2011, 10:50:24 PM

Sorry, that's a Chihuahua.

Oh, What fresh Hell is it now?

Flangepart · July 16, 2011, 08:54:09 AM

It's new lemon-lime Hell, in the lavender bottle!

What fools these Immortals be?

Olivia Bauer · July 16, 2011, 12:32:17 PM

They just like to decappitate eachother for no reason?

How did they know there can be only one?

Leah · July 16, 2011, 07:20:58 PM

Because when they saw me, they got scared of me.

Just how many dead bodies can you fit in the back of this?

Derf · July 18, 2011, 03:45:28 PM

Depends on how well your wood chipper handles blood and bones.

Do you know what your problem is?

Leah · July 18, 2011, 03:47:31 PM

yes, we can't win when fools can be kings.

Are you the Brave Little Toaster?