Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[WingedSerpent]

There was never any questions as to whether or not you'd take my orders-NOW GO MY ARMY OF MINDLESS DRONES!!

Can you stand the suspense?

[Leah]

It's breaking my mind, Man!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who farted in the bus?

[JaseSF]

First speaker, stink maker.

Now where did Roger go?

[Flangepart]

To the moon, Alice!


When did we last see Paris?

[Leah]

two weeks ago before John Travolta blew it up.

Where's the fireworks?

[Olivia Bauer]

In Australia, up some drunk guy's ass. Try explaining that to the doctors.

You... What have you done?!

[Leah]

I cleaned up the house-

Don't you love it darling?

[JaseSF]

Oh, behave!

What's love got to do with it?

[Olivia Bauer]

Oh Jase... That's the power of love! *Dances*

What ethnicity is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

[Leah]

The ethnicity of Layeth The smackdownth.


Are you that kind of person?

[JaseSF]

Yes I'm a sexy beast.

Did the dingo eat your baby?

[Leah]

no, the baby ate the dingo.

Are the Extraterrestrials killin' pedestrians and rapin lesbians?

[Flangepart]

Yes, but they're killing with an herring, and rapin with a shrubbery.

what's in the Gondola, and does Captain know about it?

[Olivia Bauer]

I'm afraid it's the captain himself in the gondola. He's gone and gotten himself drunk and passed out on a Farris wheel.



Where da white woman at?

[Flangepart]

Upper Saddle River New Jersy.

Would you let your sister marry a Klingon?