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Started by Doggett, June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM

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Flangepart

#210
June 25, 2009, 06:07:05 PM
Its a magic phrase. It means "Float like a gas bag" in ancient German.


Where does ultraman go to the bathroom?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Derf

#211
June 25, 2009, 08:51:37 PM
Let's just say that the answer explains the warm gulf stream.

What's today's secret word?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Leah

#212
June 25, 2009, 09:55:07 PM
bananas!


can a turtle go 50 mph?
yeah no.

Javakoala

#213
June 25, 2009, 10:58:56 PM
It depends on the blender setting.

Why Adam Sandler, why?!!???

Doggett

#214
June 26, 2009, 04:19:04 AM
Because someone has to be the new Chevy Chase


What can you remember from Die Hard 4 ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

#215
June 26, 2009, 06:10:01 AM
Something blew up, and someone fired a gun, but I have no idea why there were midgets in ninja outfits.

How many times can they remake "It's A Wonderful Life"?

Derf

#216
June 26, 2009, 09:06:40 AM
Twice more before Pauly Shore will be old enough to take the Jimmy Stewart role. Then, the Apocalypse.

Have you danced ever with the devil in the pale moonlight?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Leah

#217
June 26, 2009, 09:19:58 AM
no!


Why is it that the people on a nudist beach the people you don't want to see naked? :teddyr:
yeah no.

Rev. Powell

#218
June 26, 2009, 11:48:59 AM
Because anyone I want to see naked is going to charge me for the privilege.

Why the heck did Lady Vengeance stuff her face in that cake?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Doggett

#219
June 26, 2009, 12:56:43 PM
Well, she'd been dieting for a while and she thought she'd earnt it.



Will Michael Bay ever make a low budget, heart warming, tear jearker ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

meQal

#220
June 26, 2009, 01:07:50 PM
Yes, it was a film about a transgender couple in love until one dies, then the studio got a hold of it, added a ton of special effects, explosions, and replaced the couple with robots that turn into vehicles. I believe it was called Transformers or something like that.

How can you tell the nationality of your potato salad?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Leah

#221
June 26, 2009, 02:29:56 PM
by the way they kill each other

what is the owl in a fowl mood?
yeah no.

Derf

#222
June 26, 2009, 07:25:15 PM
An academic achievement at Hogwarts.

What's up, Doc?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#223
June 26, 2009, 08:37:30 PM
Your blood pressure. Here's a prescription.


Why didn't the submarine in Fantastic Voyage return to normal size?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

hellbilly

#224
June 27, 2009, 01:19:49 AM
It would've been too graphic for a PG rated movie to show the submarine exit from the anus in normal size.

Whatever happen to Rosemary's baby?
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