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Derf

#195
June 24, 2009, 05:56:27 PM
Um, you just did.

Is anybody goin' to San Antone, or Phoenix, Arizona?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#196
June 24, 2009, 07:35:21 PM
Anyplace is all right, as long as I can forget all those Charley Pride records my parents used to play.


Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Mr. DS

#197
June 24, 2009, 08:39:01 PM
No, I'm going San Francisco and plan on wearing flowers in my hair.

Who died and made you boss?
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Derf

#198
June 24, 2009, 09:25:05 PM
Bea Arthur.

I know you are, but what am I?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Sister Grace

#199
June 24, 2009, 10:07:26 PM
You are Fred in reverse...

Who am I?
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Javakoala

#200
June 24, 2009, 11:54:21 PM
I don't know, but you look just like the person who posted just before I did.

What color was it?

AndyC

#201
June 25, 2009, 05:36:28 AM
It was dark red, so I went to the doctor. A shot fixed it right up.


Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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Mr. DS

#202
June 25, 2009, 05:44:27 AM
Ok hold on...ow...damn...foot cramp, foot cramp...have to sit down.

Who is Luke Skywalker's father?
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Javakoala

#203
June 25, 2009, 06:20:54 AM
Yo mama.

Why is Henry Aldrich such a mama's boy?

Derf

#204
June 25, 2009, 07:45:19 AM
'Cause his mama's such a hottie.

Bill Bailey, won't you please come home?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

hellbilly

#205
June 25, 2009, 10:37:30 AM
He will. After finishing his Alfred Russel Wallace film.

Who is making those crop circles?

Mr. DS

#206
June 25, 2009, 11:48:08 AM
Artistically inclined locusts

What color is the White House?
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Kester Pelagius

#207
June 25, 2009, 05:28:14 PM
[Peter Griffin voice]
Penis.
[/Peter Griffin voice]


Weren't these questions supposed to be movie related?
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Flangepart

#208
June 25, 2009, 05:49:50 PM
Yes, but when has a topic not been hijacked?


What happens 100 years after KILLDOZER?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Javakoala

#209
June 25, 2009, 05:57:01 PM
We'll all be dead, so what does it matter?

Why do I giggle when I say "Van Heflin--zeppelin"?
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