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Started by Doggett, June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM

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Doggett

#165
June 23, 2009, 06:15:07 AM
If he brakes the law, then Dredd has to judge him.



How is Adam Sandler still getting work ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

#166
June 23, 2009, 06:21:55 AM
By never underestimating the stupidity of the viewing public.

Do these pants make my butt look big?

AndyC

#167
June 23, 2009, 06:24:48 AM
No, the pants have nothing to do with it.


How high is a Chinese mountain?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

meQal

#168
June 23, 2009, 06:38:47 AM
About Ye high.

Why do objects always look closer than they appear?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

hellbilly

#169
June 23, 2009, 11:12:34 AM
I was never drunk enough to experience such phenomena.

Why don't people dance The Hustle anymore?

Doggett

#170
June 23, 2009, 12:42:05 PM
Because they can watch it in Blu Ray instead  :wink:



Is it true that when Michael Bay closes a door, the door explodes in a slo-mo styleee...?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#171
June 23, 2009, 12:46:28 PM
Yes and its all caught on a shaky camera.

What made the babies in "Its Alive!" mutated?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Derf

#172
June 23, 2009, 01:31:31 PM
They sat too close to the TV.

Who put chocolate in my peanut butter?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#173
June 23, 2009, 01:38:59 PM
That's not chocolate...



Could we beat the imdb in a fight ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

JJ80

#174
June 23, 2009, 02:10:55 PM
Yes, as long as we'd all had porridge beforehand.

Can eating too many hot curries actually cause spontaneous human combustion?


There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

AndyC

#175
June 23, 2009, 02:39:35 PM
I'm sure there'd be flames shooting out of somewhere.

How do people grow those giant pumpkins?
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Derf

#176
June 23, 2009, 03:40:01 PM
Atomic radiation.

How smooth is a baby's bottom and why do I want a shave that'll make my face feel like one?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

RCMerchant

#177
June 23, 2009, 04:13:19 PM
I dunno-but blowing yer nose will feel like wiping yer a$$!

Why does Fu Manchu lisp?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Javakoala

#178
June 23, 2009, 05:09:27 PM
He's trying to keep that fake mustache from falling off.

Was that Elvis I saw at the corner store?

Rev. Powell

#179
June 23, 2009, 09:02:35 PM
Doubtful -- he works in the back stockroom and isn't supposed to be fraternizing with customers.

Why is Ken Russell obsessed with sexy nuns?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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