Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[AndyC]

What costume? (NSFW, lunch, sanity, or anything else. Please DO NOT click the linked image. You have been warned)

I think that just gave me arachnophobia.

[Javakoala]

Will David Hasslehoff ever be considered a serious actor?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<snort, cough> Ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I'm sorry, yes, of course he will.  <snicker>

How long can this go on?

[Doggett]

It'll go on as long as The Lord Of The Rings Extened Trilogy


What wouldn't you say to Ron Perlman's face ?

[Javakoala]

You're nothing but a big ol' p***y cat.

Which is better: Peter Griffin or a bowl of refried beans?

[Rev. Powell]

No opinion; both give me gas.

If you had a daughter, would you name her Foxy?

[Mr. DS]

Only if she came out and proceeded to dance on the nearest pole.  Then I'd assume it was fate.

Why do zombies move so slow?

[AndyC]

They're paid by the hour.


What book would you take to a desert island?

[hellbilly]

A book recommending books to take on a desert island.

Who came up with the term MILF?

[Doggett]

Newt...she has a very high opinion of herself...just kidding 



Is George Lucas going to stop milking the Star Wars franchise for all it's worth ?

[AndyC]

Right now, his people are investigating ways he can continue to mess with it from beyond the grave.


What's the biggest dog you ever saw?

[Doggett]

Paris Hilton



Why doesn't David Cronenberg make freaky sci-fi films anymore ?

[RCMerchant]

Cuz a TV set ate him.

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

[WingedSerpent]

Grew up to surly teenager Jane, then dropped out of high school Jane, after that she was married the guy who got her knocked up Jane, Next was, the B@#$%&d left his wife and kid and very little money Jane. then too a long hard look at her life Jane, Went to Night school and got her GED and degree in accounting Jane, Now she's living comfortably with a friend she meet in night school, and everything is looking for the better Jane.

What's that thing behind you?

[Mr. DS]

Its the money I could be saving by switching to Geico.

Who are we celebrating on Father's Day?

[Javakoala]

There are questions that God does not want answered, and that's all I can say on this matter.

How much is that doggie in the window?