Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Rev. Powell]

I saw him swallowing a carny just the other day.


What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Throw him in a tank with the rest of the seamen.

How often should you give a sucker an even break?

[Mr. DS]

Just enough to negate the odd breaks. 

Why do people pick their nose?

[Javakoala]

Because most people won't let you pick theirs.

What do I do about "ring around the collar"?

[Mr. DS]

You need to stop wearing your shirts where your pants are supposed to go.

Who can it be knocking at my door?

[Derf]

Opportunity. But it's gone now. Sorry you missed it.

Why do girls just wanna have fun?

[hellbilly]

Because Cyndi Lauper said so.

Is it true that you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die?

[AndyC]

So, you need a live herring? I was using pickled. No wonder it didn't work.


Why did you resign?

[Jack]

Once I started regifting, resigning just came naturally.

Why do so many people own boats that they never use?

[JJ80]

Make him splice the mainbrace.

Do hippies dance the tango?

[Doggett]

No, they dance the Pepsi


Where is My Cousin Vinny ?

[Mr. DS]

He's hanging out with your Uncle Buck

Does Spiderman's costume ever give him heat rashes?

[Derf]

What costume? (NSFW, lunch, sanity, or anything else. Please DO NOT click the linked image. You have been warned)

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

[Doggett]

Yes, but what it loses in flavour in gains in sex appeal.





Should Ghostbusters III be made ?

[hellbilly]

Only if Sigourney Weaver shaves her head for the part.

Why can't white men jump?

[Mr. DS]

Because of the loafers we wear

Will David Hasslehoff ever be considered a serious actor?