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Doggett

#150
June 21, 2009, 01:01:24 PM
I'm free with every Happy Meal




What's Scientology about ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Derf

#151
June 21, 2009, 02:14:40 PM
Two bits.

Birds fly over the rainbow; why, oh why, can't I?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Rev. Powell

#152
June 21, 2009, 02:21:54 PM
Take as many prescription drugs as Judy Garland did and you can fly wherever you want.

Has Malcolm McDowell ever starred in a direct-to-video horror movie?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

hellbilly

#153
June 21, 2009, 02:49:12 PM
No, but he starred in saucy home videos filmed by his wife.

Are Pamela Andersons breasts for real?



Doggett

#154
June 21, 2009, 04:13:35 PM
They're real. But you have to believe...


Will Ghostbusters III be the new Indy IV ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#155
June 21, 2009, 05:31:23 PM
Only if Shia LaBoeuf fills in for Rick Moranis.


What the hell is a Higgs Boson?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

#156
June 21, 2009, 08:27:33 PM
Something I had to google before answering your question.

What's in a Big Mac?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

#157
June 21, 2009, 09:35:42 PM
Teenager spit.

How many Cocker Spaniels would it take to make one Irish Wolfhound?
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Mr. DS

#158
June 22, 2009, 06:24:38 AM
Three, two to hold down the female and one to...well...you know...

Where have all the cowboys gone?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Jack

#159
June 22, 2009, 06:35:31 AM
They're called cowpeople now.

Where do babies come from?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

AndyC

#160
June 22, 2009, 07:17:02 AM
Babylon

What's the secret of the gold box?
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Derf

#161
June 22, 2009, 07:23:25 AM
Brasso.

How did Peter Piper grow peppers that were already pickled in order to pick a peck of them?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

hellbilly

#162
June 22, 2009, 12:06:05 PM
I suspect he planted brine peppers seed.

Why did Gwyneth Paltrow name her second child Moses instead of a fruit like her first child Apple?

AndyC

#163
June 22, 2009, 05:28:50 PM
She finished reading Genesis and had moved on to Exodus.

Who invented the french fry?
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Raffine

#164
June 22, 2009, 05:37:19 PM
French Stewart







Is this the end of Rico?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
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