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hellbilly

#255
June 29, 2009, 10:39:44 AM
Pixar is already working on the animated remake, in 3D. It will be rated G though.

Why isn't Crystal Pepsi available anymore?



Rev. Powell

#256
June 29, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
Oh she is... she's just working at the Happy Happy Fun Time Gardens Massage Parlor under her new name, Candy Mintz.

What actually happens in the censored orgy footage from EYES WIDE SHUT?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Kester Pelagius

#257
June 29, 2009, 11:10:18 AM
TOM CRUISE b*****e!

All things being equal and the circumference of a square being the hypotenuse of a deuce have you ever wondered if the biblical Adam was circumcised?
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AndyC

#258
June 29, 2009, 11:31:50 AM
Sure he was, but they had a heck of a time finding a mohel.


Would you like some toast?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

#259
June 29, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
Yes but only the crusts please.

Did you hear the one about he rabbi, priest and atheist?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

#260
June 29, 2009, 03:26:38 PM
Oh yeah. All three die on the same day and wind up at the Pearly Gates together. And the atheist says "Aw f**k!"


What do you get when you cross an ocean with a ship?
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hellbilly

#261
June 29, 2009, 04:28:58 PM
Oil spill.

Is Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 going to be awesome?

Javakoala

#262
June 29, 2009, 04:56:21 PM
As awesome as Big Top Pee Wee and Earnest Rides Again!

Why is it that the Final Chick is never a chunky chick with glasses and acne?

WingedSerpent

#263
June 29, 2009, 05:08:32 PM
Because chickens have been selectively bread for thousands of years to weed out the glasses and acne gene.  Therefore, when a chicken's eggs begin to hatch, no chick has glasses or acne. 


Why won't you believe me?
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Doggett

#264
June 29, 2009, 05:53:04 PM
Because you're dressed as a carrot

Do you feel the need, the need for speed ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Flangepart

#265
June 29, 2009, 06:02:50 PM
Hyperspace or Impulse power?

The Blob creeps, leaps, glides and slides...but why won't it disco?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Derf

#266
June 29, 2009, 06:28:29 PM
Even a shapeless, binge-eating monster from space has some standards of behavior.

Are you hep to the jive, turkey?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mr. DS

#267
June 30, 2009, 05:21:28 AM
Sorry, I speak only Caucasian.

Why is Jabba The Hutt so obese?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Javakoala

#268
June 30, 2009, 06:20:56 AM
It's genetic, all right?  Stop picking on him; he can't help it!

Why don't we ever see Jeff Goldblum doing roles like Macbeth?

Saucerman

#269
June 30, 2009, 06:25:23 AM
I dunno about Macbeth, but he's too neurotic to play Hamlet.

Why do fools fall in love?
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