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Started by Doggett, June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM

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Jack

#270
June 30, 2009, 06:50:57 AM
Because there's not a lot of thinking involved.

Has anyone ever had a bustle in their hedgerow? 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Derf

#271
June 30, 2009, 07:17:03 AM
That is not a question to ask in polite company! And I hardly know you, so it is none of your business what I have in my hedgerow.

Would you rather have rockin' pneumonia or the boogie woogie flu?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#272
June 30, 2009, 07:21:02 AM
Neither. I want boogie woogie flu 2 : electric flugaloo




What do get when you fall in love ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#273
June 30, 2009, 07:48:25 AM
A lifetime of wondering why you did.

Why must it end this way?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

#274
June 30, 2009, 07:58:52 AM
Because the other board members don't approve of our love, Darksider  :wink:



Who watches Wimbledon ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#275
June 30, 2009, 11:14:20 AM
Aspring tennis ball chasers

Who watches the World Cup?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Cthulhu

#276
June 30, 2009, 12:54:50 PM
It depends on what's in that cup.
Who watches the watchmen?

WingedSerpent

#277
June 30, 2009, 01:55:17 PM
The competition.

Is nothing good enough for you?
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Doggett

#278
June 30, 2009, 02:18:06 PM
I'm sorry. I'm just a perfectionist.


What do women see in Johnny Depp /
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

hellbilly

#279
June 30, 2009, 02:36:59 PM
An idiot. That's what Depp stands for in German.

Was the 1969 moon landing really set up in a film studio?

Flangepart

#280
June 30, 2009, 06:22:14 PM
Yep. Best work Toho ever did.


If Martians constantly have a mad post to attack Earth, what do Venusians have a mad posh for?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Derf

#281
June 30, 2009, 10:22:22 PM
Well, women are from Venus, so I'd say chocolate.

Why was the genie in the bottle of Jim Beam?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

meQal

#282
July 01, 2009, 05:35:12 AM
If you had to live in a bottle, you would drink too.


Why don't psychic know why i called them in the first place?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Raffine

#283
July 01, 2009, 07:45:47 AM
That antenna the aliens inplanted in your head is blocking your brain waves.

Where have all the flowers gone?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Mr. DS

#284
July 01, 2009, 07:54:21 AM
Sorry, guess I used too much Roundup

Is there really a Poland Spring?
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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