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meQal

#300
July 02, 2009, 10:03:59 AM
Only if they find a drug as popular as cocaine was in the 80's.


Which way is considered North at the North Pole?
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Mr. DS

#301
July 02, 2009, 11:39:52 AM
Look for talking reindeer and elves who want to be dentists.  

Why does Doggett all of a sudden think I have the hots for him?

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Doggett

#302
July 02, 2009, 12:14:29 PM
Relax, it's platonic hots...I love chicks way too much...hmm..Elvira... :teddyr:




How hot are you ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#303
July 02, 2009, 12:29:26 PM
About 37 degrees celsius.


Is Bigfoot real?
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Doggett

#304
July 02, 2009, 12:32:32 PM
He's as real as Bighand




How many tellys do you own ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#305
July 02, 2009, 12:35:59 PM
Just the skull of Telly Savalas.


How long would it take a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters to produce the screenplay for a Michael Bay movie?
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Derf

#306
July 02, 2009, 12:39:00 PM
Would next Tuesday be okay for delivery? The script is done; we're just having some problems teaching the monkeys how to run the photocopier.

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#307
July 02, 2009, 12:42:30 PM
Ellie Sattler



Who is The Doctor ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

BakuryuuTyranno

#308
July 02, 2009, 03:50:06 PM
A guy who couldn't cut it as a professor

What would happen if Michael Bay remamde Raptor Island?

Javakoala

#309
July 02, 2009, 04:09:39 PM
Mountain Dew would have another vehicle to promote their soda.

Isn't paying Michael Bay all this attention lowering the property value of this thread?

Derf

#310
July 02, 2009, 05:30:33 PM
It's okay: If the value gets too low, Obama will give us a bailout.

Who's on first?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Javakoala

#311
July 03, 2009, 04:05:27 AM
Yes.

Why don't we have comedic teams like the Ritz Brothers and the Three Stooges anymore?

AndyC

#312
July 03, 2009, 06:35:39 AM
Because the average Will Ferrell character is dumber than all three stooges combined.


How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
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hellbilly

#313
July 03, 2009, 06:39:12 AM
Naw, I prefer Slap Your Mamas.

Why did Tom Cruise buy his daughter Suri a Kangaroo?

AndyC

#314
July 03, 2009, 06:44:17 AM
He's trained it to jump on the couch, so she won't miss him when he's away from home.


Are you interested in saving money on long distance?
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