Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Doggett]

Yes, tell me more...




Would you like to book now ?

[Jack]

I'm not gonna book for a couple hours.

Why doesn't the posessive form of "it", i.e. "its", have an apostrophe?

[Derf]

Because then people might mix it up with the contraction of "it is."

Why is life like a box of chocolates?

[meQal]

Because if people were told it was like a can of spinach, the suicide rate would go up.

Which witch is which?

[Javakoala]

The one on the left is that one, and the other one is on the right, silly.

If you could direct the world's stupidest movie, whose career would you happily end by making them the star?

[hellbilly]

Somebody beat me to the punch: Mike Myers. The Love Guru (2008).

Why are people afraid of thunder and lightning?

[Jack]

It's a natural instinct to fear loud things, that's why so many men stay single.

If alcohol is a depressant, where do I get a happyant?

[Javakoala]

You can have mine, after she's had a few too many to drink.

Where does this sidewalk end?

[hellbilly]

At a street with no name.

Why did Alexis Arquette change his sex?

[Javakoala]

If you were a woman, would YOU have slept with him?

Why did Dean Martin never make a fantasy movie?

[Rev. Powell]

I think any movie in which someone meets Jerry Lewis and doesn't strangle him qualifies as a fantasy film.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist party?

[AndyC]

Nyet.


What's in the Colonel's secret recipe?

[Derf]

11 herbs & spices: tumeric, saffron, opium, freeze-dried (pre-chewed) bubble gum, antifreeze, thyme, vulcanized rubber, Donder, Blitzen, Comet and Cupid.

Are you being served?*



*A memorial tribute to Wendy Richard and Molly Sugden, both of whom passed away this year.

[Jack]

Last year I wanted the complete "Are You Being Served" DVD megaset for Christmas.  Instead I got pants.  So NO, I am not being served 

Do woodpeckers get headaches?

[meQal]

If you hit them hard enough with something to make them stop all that noise, I am sure their little heads will ache.

So how about that local sports team?