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meQal

#345
July 05, 2009, 07:56:35 AM
It depends on who has angered my wife at the time.

What is wrong with Japanese television game shows?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Derf

#346
July 05, 2009, 08:18:12 AM
Nothing. They make perfect sense. It's the rest of the world that's crazier than a poop fight in a monkey house.

Who farted?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

hellbilly

#347
July 05, 2009, 08:43:32 AM
Chet Donnelly.

Why do so many people get raped in Minneapolis?

Mr. DS

#348
July 05, 2009, 09:13:40 AM
They've been listening to Prince's music too much

Did Dr. Doolittle really talk to the animals?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

#349
July 05, 2009, 09:23:12 AM
Yes.
In fact, he talks, walks and squarks with the animals...





Do you need a haircut ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

meQal

#350
July 05, 2009, 10:02:49 AM
No, because you can end up looking like Larry, Moe, or Curly if a stranger cuts your hair.

So how far down the line do turtles have to wait for their chance at a world dominating uprising?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

WingedSerpent

#351
July 05, 2009, 11:06:04 AM
Not too long.  But their behind Chuckawallas (a type of lizard) robotic leprechauns...and ME!

What is it with you and her anyway?
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Javakoala

#352
July 05, 2009, 01:36:25 PM
You can ask her yourself as soon as she is done with...ooh, ooh, ahhhhh.  Okay, babe, answer the man.

What brought you to such a lowly state?

Rev. Powell

#353
July 05, 2009, 02:16:09 PM
The elevator.

What kind of new spin should they put on the ROSEMARY'S BABY remake?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Cthulhu

#354
July 05, 2009, 03:32:03 PM
Rosemary will be the name of the sled.
Why am I so tired?

Derf

#355
July 05, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
Because typing can be *puff, gasp* tough *wheeeze* work.

Why?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

meQal

#356
July 05, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
Because I had nothing better to do with it.

BTW, what is it anyway?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

AndyC

#357
July 05, 2009, 07:01:09 PM
It (pronounced /ɪt/) is a third-person, singular neuter pronoun (subject case) in Modern English.


Once you have the money, the power and the women, then what?
---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

#358
July 05, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
You get your picture in a lot of rap star's houses.

Do the Care Bears really care?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

meQal

#359
July 05, 2009, 08:01:05 PM
Not since Grumpy Bear was charged with mansalughter.


So how did you get that motortcycle on the high dive?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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