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Started by Doggett, June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM

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TheDope

#360
July 05, 2009, 09:55:02 PM
A lotta hard work and a lotta pancake makeup.

Is it me?


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

meQal

#361
July 06, 2009, 08:24:04 AM
It's not you, it's us. We need our space and you life and ours seem to be growing in different directions. You are a great poster and all, and I am sure someone will find you are just the person they want to post in their forum, but for us, it's just not going to work out. Don't cry. It's going to be alright. One day you will look back on this and know we were all wrong together anyway.....


Why is everything believed to be better with bacon on it?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Doggett

#362
July 06, 2009, 08:35:33 AM
It's only believed that doesn't make it so.



Why is everyone in my family crying ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Cthulhu

#363
July 06, 2009, 09:56:06 AM
I'm really sorry that I have to be the one to tell you...but you have passed away.

What should I do?

meQal

#364
July 06, 2009, 10:09:29 AM
First thing is take a bath, we can smell you from here.


So tell me, how did doggett die?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Rev. Powell

#365
July 06, 2009, 11:23:05 AM
Heart attack on meeting Elvira in person at a convention.  We all saw it coming.

If you sold your soul to the devil, what would you want in return?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Doggett

#366
July 06, 2009, 11:27:34 AM
Elvira (around 1988/96 Elvira...that's when she's hottest)



That remote you've got, what does it do ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

meQal

#367
July 06, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
Nothing since I apparently lost whatever it went to.


Do your ears hang low?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Mr. DS

#368
July 06, 2009, 11:55:30 AM
Yes and they dangle to and fro.

Why do rap guys wear diamonds in their teeth?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Jack

#369
July 06, 2009, 12:47:21 PM
It's damned hard to steal them without the owner noticing.

Who do kids with 20 lb. backpacks think it's vitally important that their Ipod be no bigger than a credit card?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Derf

#370
July 06, 2009, 04:36:41 PM
So they'll have more room for Red Bulls and Mountain Dews for their all-night gaming marathons.

Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mr. DS

#371
July 06, 2009, 07:58:08 PM
Don't talk about your mom like that   :teddyr:

Why do Gremlins melt in sunlight?

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

meQal

#372
July 06, 2009, 08:03:51 PM
Because they are made of cheese.

So what is the wonder drug?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Doggett

#373
July 06, 2009, 08:05:24 PM
He goes by the name of Superdrug !



Do you get embarrassed buying condoms ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Derf

#374
July 06, 2009, 08:45:48 PM
Only when Mom is working at the counter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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