Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Doggett]

It was either that or hang out with Chevy Chase.



What happened to Chevy Chase ?

[JJ80]

He changed his name to 'Buick'.

Is it possible to see the fossilized bones of a Slurpasaurus (aka Iguanius Maximus Fakius) in any museums?

[Doggett]

Yes, but only in Dutch ones.


Why hasn't Elvira made a third movie ?

[hellbilly]

Because she's lacking a third boob.

Why did Balboa scream Adrian after the fight in Rocky?

[Doggett]

She bet against him and he was really ticked off !

How many spiders are there in the film Spiders.

[hellbilly]

One?

Ralph Fiennes...    Spiders
Miranda Richardson ...    Yvonne / Mrs. Cleg
Gabriel Byrne...    Bill Cleg
Lynn Redgrave...    Mrs. Wilkinson

Why is Michael Myers wearing a mask?

[Doggett]

He isn't 



In Back To The Future what makes time travel possible ?

[JJ80]

Wormholes combined with the awesome power of rock and roll.

Does Santo keep reindeer?

[Raffine]

Only for the venison.


Why did Frankenstein Meet the Wolf Man?

[hellbilly]

Because Frankenstein needed a toupe for his date with The Bride.

Why don't humans combust spontaneous anymore?

[RCMerchant]

They do! In fact,I combusted sponataneously just last night! 

Why is Dr.Phibes abomonible?

[Javakoala]

Cause he's always grinning at inappropriate times.

Where were you The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave?

[Doggett]

I was busy being tied up in a wardrobe masturbating.*



In the Ring why is VHS being used and not DVD ?




*TOO SOON ? 

[Rev. Powell]

Because the Japanese don't know about DVD yet.  (Shh! don't let them find out!)

Why hasn't anyone ever come up with an idea for a movie where the hero is actually dying and the whole movie is just his deathbed dream?

[Sister Grace]

Because Oscar Wilde wasn't in the filmaking business....

Is Tara Reid actually a badly made robot?