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WingedSerpent

#45
June 15, 2009, 09:37:34 PM Last Edit: June 15, 2009, 09:39:20 PM by WingedSerpent
Nope, She is six ducks in a poorly constucted human suit.

Who would win in a fight: A winged hussar or a hungry/angry smilodon

(I'm making you learn with my question)
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

hellbilly

#46
June 16, 2009, 04:29:20 AM
Chuck Norris  :wink:

Why can't Paris Hilton find the right guy to marry?

AndyC

#47
June 16, 2009, 04:53:44 AM
Because Bluebeard is a fictional character.

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

hellbilly

#48
June 16, 2009, 05:01:46 AM
Whoever Slew Auntie Roo.

Why do fools fall in love?

AndyC

#49
June 16, 2009, 05:16:25 AM
Ask Tom Cruise.


In Cannonball Run, where exactly did Victor find the doctor?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Doggett

#50
June 16, 2009, 07:28:16 AM
In the TARDIS


Does bustin make you feel good ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Derf

#51
June 16, 2009, 07:49:04 AM
It makes me feel good like a cigarette should.

Are you ready to rock & roll?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

hellbilly

#52
June 16, 2009, 09:41:26 AM
I was born ready to rock & roll.

What caused Regan to levitate over her bed in The Exorcist?

meQal

#53
June 16, 2009, 10:44:49 AM
Because Satan loves his bean burritos.

Where do the socks I loose in the dryer go?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

AndyC

#54
June 16, 2009, 12:28:23 PM
To a time before there were socks, bringing them into existence.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Nukie 2

#55
June 16, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Disembowel myself, and jump rope with my intestines!

Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop, who put the ram in the rama-la-ma-ding-dang? 

Watch Nukie on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wab1Y713tN0
"Like" International Fans of the Movie Nukie and Sias Odendaal on Facebook!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/International-Fans-of-the-Movie-Nukie-and-Sias-Odendaal/135820159771783

Doggett

#56
June 16, 2009, 04:08:47 PM
The p***ycat Dolls



What is Slimer made of ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

RCMerchant

#57
June 16, 2009, 04:15:50 PM
Liposuction leftovers.

Why is Traci Lords no longer doing porn?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

hellbilly

#58
June 16, 2009, 04:54:26 PM
Because of incurable peritonsillar abscess.

When will Joaquin Phoenix release his rap album?

indianasmith

#59
June 16, 2009, 06:58:04 PM
When the press begins criticizing Obama!


What do you call a French book of etiquette?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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