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[Javakoala]

Doggett The Nearly Mysterious

Does this font make my asterisk look big?

[meQal]

No the font is just too small for you.


So what is the deal with the alledged stonemason imagery on US currency?

[Doggett]

Ah, that's The Doggett signal !
Stick a torch under the image and it will shine in the nights sky !
It lets me know when you're in trouble and need my help...why is it on money...I just thought it would be cooler that way.








I challange you to Mortal Kombat !
Do you accept ?

[Mr. DS]

Only if its thumb wrestling. 

Whats for lunch today?

[Doggett]

Naked.





What's lightening made of ?

[Jack]

Not sure, but custard with mustard would be my guess.

There are people on this board who don't like fake boobs.  I ask you - how can this be ?!?!

[Doggett]

You've never seen Demi Moore in Striptease, have you...?



Will the mini skirt ever comeback ?

[flackbait]

Well according to Benny Hill its back!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgyIt8nY_bU

Why don't people like my new lawn ornament?

[AndyC]

A six-foot stone penis comes very close to contravening the neighbourhood association rules.


Did video really kill the radio star?

[Doggett]

No, it was her boyfriend, DVD, that killed the video star.




Why are the skirts so short for female tennis players ?

[Jack]

So you can get a better view up there.

Why are Burger King's commercials so profoundly retarded?

[Derf]

Because they know their customers.

Who would win in a debate over the best dinner salad: Machiavelli or the Marquis de Sade?

[Rev. Powell]

I'd pick the Marquis; I believe that's de Sade that would win.

If aliens ate humans, how do you think they would prepare us?

[Doggett]

They would prepare us by making us watch all Rob Schneider films. After that, being eaten doesn't seem so bad.
 




What becomes of the broken hearted ?

[meQal]

They vow revenge and then make low budget horror films about it.



So anyone found any naked Terminators in their area lately?