Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[hellbilly]

They only arrive in Armani in our area.

Did LaToya Jackson kill Michael?

[Mr. DS]

Nope...Latoya IS Michael

Did you clean your room yet?

[Doggett]

I'll do it after I finish my homework !


WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING ME   !?!?!

[AndyC]

Nobody's betraying you. By the way, there's something in your back.


So, how does Joel eat and breathe?

[hellbilly]

Through his mouth and butt.

Why did Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince made so much money at its midnight showings on Wednesday?

[WingedSerpent]

Magic.


Am I doing this right?

[Javakoala]

You're a man...of course you aren't doing it right.   

Where were you the night Chicago died?

[AndyC]

I was out buying some paper lace for the living room.


I know I shouldn't ask this, but for whom does the bell toll?

[Javakoala]

Quasimodo

(By the way, nice pick up on the "Night Chicago Died" reference, AndyC)

Kookie, Kookie, could you lend me your comb?

[AndyC]

Never use the things, but I have a razor you can borrow.


How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Mr. DS]

You don't, Maria continues to be a problem until this day.

Whats your favorite color?

[Doggett]

You mean my favourite colour ?
Purple. But my choice changes all the time...





What would happen if Jaws got remade ?

[Derf]

People on this board would complain about it. 

What kind of mother would name her child "Weng Weng"?

[Mr. DS]

A mother who named his/her twin brother "Bling Bling".

You mean my favourite colour ?

Why do people from England add in a "U"?

[hellbilly]

I blame the metric system.

Why are Fritos corn chips so damn addictive?