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WingedSerpent · August 04, 2009, 11:10:33 AM

Yeah,...and they didn't invite me. I thought we were friends.

Are we in the matrix?

Mr. DS · August 04, 2009, 11:40:37 AM

Theres a lot of black and green around here so I'm thinking yes.

What is your favorite flavor of Tootsie Roll Pop?

Leah · August 04, 2009, 03:20:44 PM

kiwi!
if a chicken hand a half lays an egg in a half in a minute and half, how long does it take to get to Hawaii?

Derf · August 04, 2009, 05:25:41 PM

From here, about 3800 miles outside of Honolulu, it would take half a chicken about 3 years to get to Hawaii, taking into account stopping every minute and a half to lay half an egg, with rest stops every hour to explain why it's trying to cross half a road. The whole chicken was hit by a bus, so I can't determine the time frame for its journey.

Doctor Who?

Javakoala · August 04, 2009, 06:02:48 PM

Indeed.

Does this look infected?

WingedSerpent · August 04, 2009, 10:15:53 PM

Yes, unfortunately we may have to amputate.

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

(there's an actual answer to this, and I'll be amazed if the next poster gets the reference)

Trevor · August 05, 2009, 01:40:56 AM

Quote from: doggett on August 04, 2009, 07:49:27 AM
Did you hear about what Darksider, Circus, Newt, ghouck, the Rev., Sister Grace, AndyC, 3mnkids, Trevor, Jack and javakoala all did last night ?

I dunno about those other friends, but I was watching footage of the 1947 Royal Tour to South Africa. Princess Elizabeth and Princess Margaret were quite the babes back in the day.

Cthulhu · October 30, 2009, 10:32:13 AM

I leave them alone if they leave me alone.
What was Jess Franco thinking?

Rev. Powell · October 30, 2009, 06:00:18 PM

"BARBED WIRE DOLLS will be my CITIZEN KANE."

If there were an eighth face of Dr. Lao, what do you think it would have been?

AndyC · October 30, 2009, 09:57:28 PM

Felix Unger.

Have ye ever been to sea?

Mr. DS · October 30, 2009, 10:03:02 PM

Aye, it be wet and salty. Nuttin' more den dat dough.

Who decided to bump this thread up again?

Cthulhu · October 31, 2009, 04:29:34 AM

Me.
But why?

AndyC · October 31, 2009, 06:01:18 AM

To impress Jodie Foster.

What is the square root of mayonnaise?

hellbilly · October 31, 2009, 07:33:20 AM

2 miles of ketchup

Is the new Milla Jovovich movie The Fourth Kind (2009) about Alien abduction?

Mr. DS · October 31, 2009, 07:48:31 AM

Its about us hoping to see her scantly clad again.

What should you don on Halloween to houses that don't give out candy?

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hellbilly