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Javakoala · October 31, 2009, 11:35:16 AM

Empty your nose at them and fart in their general direction.

Hansel?

Rev. Powell · October 31, 2009, 11:54:48 AM

Sorry, he's just been cooked by a witch---would you like to speak to Gretel instead?

Why couldn't the queen in ALIEN just apply for citizenship legally?

hellbilly · October 31, 2009, 12:16:46 PM

Because Ripley also works part time at the Immigration Office.

Will there be a sequel to Michael Jackson's documentary This Is It?

AndyC · October 31, 2009, 01:20:06 PM

The working title is "That Was It"

Why Chernobyl?
Why, why, why why?
Why George Gobel?
Why, why, why why?

WingedSerpent · October 31, 2009, 04:25:55 PM

Why not?

Which celebrity is in reality the superhero The Maksed Sea Turtle?

hellbilly · October 31, 2009, 06:51:14 PM

Oprah Winfrey

If Vampires never grow old, does that also apply to new born vampire babies?

Javakoala · November 01, 2009, 01:25:57 PM

Not if you're William Smith(Grave Of The Vampire).

Can you really go blind if you do that too much?

AndyC · November 01, 2009, 01:46:11 PM

I only became nearsighted.

Are we there yet?

Rev. Powell · November 01, 2009, 02:17:30 PM

Yes, assuming that by "there" you mean strapped into the backseat with nothing to do for hours and hours.

What's the name of the next Pee Wee Herman movie?

Mr. DS · November 01, 2009, 08:28:17 PM

Whip It Out, Ruin Your Career

Whats the use of day light savings time...honestly?

Sleepyskull · November 03, 2009, 08:45:29 PM

It has been scientifically proven to be the most confusing idea ever. The USA government adopted it so people will become distracted from Area 51.

Why don't scientist's figure out a way for the human body to not need to use the bathroom? It just seems like so much time could be saved if nobody ever needed a bathroom break.

AndyC · November 03, 2009, 10:54:23 PM

Oh, they've tried, and they'll succeed if they can overcome the small problem of test subjects exploding in a spray of liquid s**t.

Who is Harry Kellerman, and why is he saying those things about me?

Doggett · November 04, 2009, 05:18:23 PM

He is the winter of your discontent. And you used to beat him up in high school....which is why he says all those mean things about you(it's okay, we don't believe any of them)

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How do I cure my cold ?

AndyC · November 04, 2009, 10:03:21 PM

I've invented a cure for the common cold. It can take up to a week to work, but it's 100 percent effective.

So, how green was my valley, anyway?

hellbilly · November 05, 2009, 01:36:45 AM

Green as peas on a sunny Sunday morning.

Is The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) going to rock your world?

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