Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Jack]

There are lots of cone shaped planets - they just look round because we're seeing them from the bottom.

What happened to all my hopes and dreams?

[Mr. DS]

You got married Jack...sorry.

Why is there always so much laundry to do?

[retrorussell]

Trevor brings his underwear over to be washed when you're not looking. (though I think you'd notice the smell...)

When dogs lick themselves, do they like the taste?

[Javakoala]

If they did, they wouldn't want to stop.

Is it getting dark soon?

[retrorussell]

There is no way out of here.  It'll be dark soon.  There is no way out of here.

What speech defect does Popeye suffer from?

[claws]

Pipetitis

Will seafood meals survive oil leak?

[joejoeherron]

Depends on how much fish oil they already contained.

Will there be a new remake of Smokey and the Bandit?

[retrorussell]

Of course!  EVERYTHING gets remade nowadays! 

Why does 'bananas' mean crazy?  What does a fruit have to do with mental condition?

[Leah]

Bananas hate Peanut butter jelly time.

is there light?

[Javakoala]

No, the ladies drank all of it. Have a REAL beer, wussy!

Do you hear what I hear?

[claws]

It wasn't me.

Do Full-body scanning machines reveal too much?

[Sleepyskull]

They don't reveal anywhere near enough!

What is the meaning of this question?

[Raffine]

42


Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[wickednick]

Because I have a huge nose the little birdies love to perch on

Does Snake Pliskin ever smile?

[retrorussell]

If you felt Escape From L.A. was going to suck that bad, would YOU smile? 

If there's a boulder on your shoulder, do you feel kinda older?  And do you trip the merry-go-round?